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Turtley mayo is a way of life

Poll: who misses the mayo jokes?
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I totally miss the mayo
22.22%
 4 22.22%
I do not miss the mayo!
16.67%
 3 16.67%
I just miss your spontaneous turtleyness
5.56%
 1 5.56%
You should become a klondike pimp.
22.22%
 4 22.22%
Fuck all polls
11.11%
 2 11.11%
Hammy is best turtle
11.11%
 2 11.11%
Kittencorn haz spoken!
11.11%
 2 11.11%
Total 18 vote(s) 100%
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Turtley mayo is a way of life
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#1
Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 22, 2016 at 12:13 pm
Me without mayo is like a car without wheels, agree or disagree?

So who misses my turtley mayo?
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 22, 2016 at 12:37 pm
I am in such a silly mood right now Hehe
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 22, 2016 at 12:38 pm
I need more votes in my poll ASAP before my bum bum explodes because turtle.
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 22, 2016 at 3:35 pm
I miss the mayo jokes! I do! I do! Me! Cool
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 22, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Mayo ?

Pshaw!


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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 22, 2016 at 11:24 pm
lol!

"Pshaw" always amuses me.
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 23, 2016 at 7:24 am
Bring on the mayo!

Just, like, not at dinner time. Accurate labeling is important.
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 24, 2016 at 6:10 am
Good point Rob.
Didn't Bill Clinton get in trouble for mislabelling his mayo in the oval office?
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 24, 2016 at 6:30 am
lol!
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RE: Turtley mayo is a way of life
July 24, 2016 at 3:37 pm
Every time I read the title my brain hears turkey mayo.
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