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Online dating truthers
#41
RE: Online dating truthers
(July 31, 2016 at 6:18 am)Mathilda Wrote: 68 year old female democrat heavily involved in politics. Currently married but looking for causal sex. Must be good at administrating email servers.

Ever been to Australia babe?
Don't forget to bring your guitar.
We gonna jam all night long. :-)
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#42
RE: Online dating truthers
2's company, 3's a crowd. Have fun.

I'll do what I'm qualified to do.... administer the mail servers!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#43
RE: Online dating truthers
I don't even know what administering mail servers means.
Apart from the x-tians, I'm the dumbest fuck here. :-)
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#44
RE: Online dating truthers
Hehehe .... Nah, it just means you're not an IT nerd!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#45
RE: Online dating truthers
Hi I'm Hammy and I'm an almost 28 year old reptile with a shell. More specifically, I'm a turtle.

Hobbies include staying indoors all day on Skype and atheistforums.org, mayo-making, being a turtle and making this profile for funsies just to tell you all that I don't have the time nor the desire to date and I'm quite happy as I am, mayoing it up.
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#46
RE: Online dating truthers
(July 31, 2016 at 8:21 am)Little lunch Wrote: I don't even know what administering mail servers means.
Apart from the x-tians, I'm the dumbest fuck here. :-)

In case you missed it, I just changed my user name to my personal email.  You can get in line behind me in the dumbest fuck ever line.  (Thanks again to Stimbo for fixing my mess and to Hammy for checking up on me.)
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#47
RE: Online dating truthers
I'm too skinny, but I'm currently living in a prefab retirement community in hot-hot Florida with my mom and stepdad who are attempting to fatten me up. SO sexy. Boobs? Don't got much of 'em, but I had a dream last night that a doctor giving me botox injections for my deep forehead wrinkles tried to feel me up, so I got future botox free so I wouldn't sue. Botox? Never got it, probably never would, so you're stuck with my wrinkles and paying for your own damn cosmetic stuff.

Got a shirtless selfie in the mirror on your ad? Go away.

Actually, everybody go away unless your name is Ivy, you love beer and bacon, and you have the most swag.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#48
RE: Online dating truthers
Dang! 1 out of 3. No wait, 0.
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#49
RE: Online dating truthers
(July 31, 2016 at 11:35 am)The_Empress Wrote: I'm too skinny, but I'm currently living in a prefab retirement community in hot-hot Florida with my mom and stepdad who are attempting to fatten me up. SO sexy. Boobs? Don't got much of 'em, but I had a dream last night that a doctor giving me botox injections for my deep forehead wrinkles tried to feel me up, so I got future botox free so I wouldn't sue. Botox? Never got it, probably never would, so you're stuck with my wrinkles and paying for your own damn cosmetic stuff.

Got a shirtless selfie in the mirror on your ad? Go away.

Actually, everybody go away unless your name is Ivy, you love beer and bacon, and you have the most swag.

The REAL empress (Becca) ad:
I'm beautiful. My smile is genuine. I smile with my face, not just my lips, and that in return will make you smile, too. I'm thin, with curves, making me the sexiest hoolahooper in history. I walk with style. My voice is very cute, and it WILL make you want to cuddle. I love travel and I'm not just saying it. I can walk or ride a bike just about anywhere. I look stunning in a red dress. A conversation with me flows. I'm the fun one at a concert. I'm artsy. My hugs are so sweet and warm, they'll even make an awkward hugger beg for more. I have good taste in beer, and women.  Cool
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#50
RE: Online dating truthers
It all sounded good until the part about not watching Game of Throne.
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