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Keep calm and...
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#41
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 2:42 pm
By 4th or 5th they just start falling out.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#42
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 3:04 pm
Ooh, a new baby on the way - exciting!

Congrats, LastPoet! Being a parent is the toughest job you'll ever love. Smile
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#43
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 3:05 pm
(August 7, 2016 at 10:27 am)LastPoet Wrote: You all just want the BBQ.

How dare you! We don't atheist babies. They don't have any of the good meat on them.
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#44
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 3:43 pm
(August 7, 2016 at 1:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does it help to say that the second one usually goes a lot faster?
Heh....not necessarily. My first kid was 9 hours worth of labor. My second one was nearly 20 hours of labor. The body treats every pregnancy differently.
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#45
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 3:46 pm
First piece of advice: Don't hold her hand when she's having the baby.

Congrats, LP, if that's truly the word.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#46
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 6:39 pm
Bummer, since she is technically not on labor yet, they sent me packing. I will be summoned when labor starts so I am home and unable to sleep. Hospital policy and all that.
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#47
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 6:41 pm
(August 7, 2016 at 6:39 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Bummer, since she is technically not on labor yet, they sent me packing. I will be summoned when labor starts so I am home and unable to sleep. Hospital policy and all that.

Get some sleep man, wait for the call.
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#48
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 7:18 pm
(August 7, 2016 at 6:39 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Bummer, since she is technically not on labor yet, they sent me packing. I will be summoned when labor starts so I am home and unable to sleep. Hospital policy and all that.

Put on scrubs and pretend to be staff.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#49
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 7:22 pm
(August 7, 2016 at 7:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 7, 2016 at 6:39 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Bummer, since she is technically not on labor yet, they sent me packing. I will be summoned when labor starts so I am home and unable to sleep. Hospital policy and all that.

Put on scrubs and pretend to be staff.

Tongue

Contrary to popular belief, I already know how prison is from the inside. Fine gents, offered me a room for some time. I won't be caught that easily. And the staff there is made of sharp and hot nurses. I would be caught fast.
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#50
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 7:36 pm
Just saw this, LP!
It's almost time!!! Wink

In the meantime... do remember to sleep and eat. You wife doesn't want you fainting while she goes through the trouble of delivering the baby.
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