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RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 9:08 pm
You guys keep posting I keep naively thinking there might be news Panic

I just want to see pictures of LittlePoet. I bet she's cute! Eeeep
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August 8, 2016 at 9:15 pm
Yeah, I'm on tenterhooks as well... on this, perhaps the most important day of LP's life... I'm so happy for him Heart
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August 8, 2016 at 9:46 pm
I just hope everything is okay. She was supposed to be induced yesterday. Once that happens, they typically start saying if labor doesn't happen within a certain time, they will have to do a c-section.
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August 8, 2016 at 9:57 pm
(August 8, 2016 at 9:46 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: I just hope everything is okay. She was supposed to be induced yesterday. Once that happens, they typically start saying if labor doesn't happen within a certain time, they will have to do a c-section.

They don't forcibly break her water like most docs do in America so I think she's got extra time.
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August 9, 2016 at 7:11 am
Dang, her dilation increased nothing during the night, despite heavy contractions. The docs are waiting, the baby and mother are ok, despite she being tired and frustrated. If she doesn't evolve they will go for the c-section.
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August 9, 2016 at 7:18 am
Oh my god, that poor woman. Is that kid clutched to a bottom rib or something?! Hang in there, LP! It will all be worth it in the end. ?
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August 9, 2016 at 7:20 am (This post was last modified: August 9, 2016 at 7:21 am by Edwardo Piet.)
3 of my siblings were c-sections. Whatever happens try not to worry LP, I hope you get to see your beautiful daughter soon and I hope you and your wife can then both relax.
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August 9, 2016 at 7:27 am
(August 9, 2016 at 7:11 am)LastPoet Wrote: Dang, her dilation increased nothing during the night, despite heavy contractions. The docs are waiting, the baby  and mother are ok, despite she being tired and frustrated. If she doesn't evolve they will go for the c-section.

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Thanks, that made me laugh. Hang in there you two/three, all will be well.
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August 9, 2016 at 8:27 am
First babies are notorious for not wanting to come out! The nice thing is that they didn't break her water so she has a bit of leeway. Natural birth vs c-section both have their positives and negatives. I'm just happy mom and baby are both doing fine. Still super excited for LittlePoet
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August 9, 2016 at 8:41 am
(August 9, 2016 at 8:27 am)Losty Wrote: First babies are notorious for not wanting to come out! The nice thing is that they didn't break her water so she has a bit of leeway. Natural birth vs c-section both have their positives and negatives. I'm just happy mom and baby are both doing fine. Still super excited for LittlePoet

There was this woman on the labor room next to us that was there 2 days, but was delivering this morning. My wife is ofc tired and frustrated.
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