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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:10 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 11:02 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Barely a 1, because it's so common and plain....like cheese pizza.
Zero offense taken.
I like cheese pizza. The key to good cheese pizza is good cheese. And if it is good cheese you only need one type.
And the key to good cheese is good animal tit juice....dammit that sounds terrible.... 
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:20 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:10 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I like cheese pizza. The key to good cheese pizza is good cheese. And if it is good cheese you only need one type.
And the key to good cheese is good animal tit juice....dammit that sounds terrible....
Good animal tit juice with the skills of a good cheese maker and good microbes. Any "Blind Cheese Maker" innuendos?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm
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(August 18, 2016 at 11:20 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 11:10 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: And the key to good cheese is good animal tit juice....dammit that sounds terrible....
Good animal tit juice with the skills of a good cheese maker and good microbes. Any "Blind Cheese Maker" innuendos? I got something but it's half baked...
"If God was the original cheese maker, and there are no animals before creation, where did he get the milk to curdle into universes?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:35 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 11:20 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Good animal tit juice with the skills of a good cheese maker and good microbes. Any "Blind Cheese Maker" innuendos? I got something but it's half baked...
"If God was the original cheese maker, and there are no animals before creation, where did he get the milk to curdle into universes?
Thanks Diana
What if cheese (or kefir?) was the original god maker. Come on! Say it! Hail Cheese Satan!,
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:37 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:35 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: I got something but it's half baked...
"If God was the original cheese maker, and there are no animals before creation, where did he get the milk to curdle into universes?
Thanks Diana
What if cheese (or kefir?) was the original god maker. Come on! Say it! Hail Cheese Satan!,
You're not fooling me Cheese Satan, you're just like regular Satan only sliced and saltier!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:51 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:37 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 11:35 pm)chimp3 Wrote: What if cheese (or kefir?) was the original god maker. Come on! Say it! Hail Cheese Satan!,
You're not fooling me Cheese Satan, you're just like regular Satan only sliced and saltier!
No! I am Reggiano and Stilton level goodness vs. Amercan slices mediocrity. Real culture vs. extrusion technology cheese food mass production Naked Lunches!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:55 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:51 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 11:37 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: You're not fooling me Cheese Satan, you're just like regular Satan only sliced and saltier!
No! I am Reggiano and Stilton level goodness vs. Amercan slices mediocrity. Real culture vs. extrusion technology cheese food mass production Naked Lunches! And where would we all be without good culture......Walmart!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 1:25 am
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I'm enjoying this heresy, hilarious guys 
You're only making it worse for yourself! 
Wait, here's god now to stop us.... no wait. Just leaves blowing around again.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 1:34 am
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 1:55 am
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No way. My grazed knee is a sign that I have fallen. Gotta be more careful today.
If I was designing the perfect environment for humans, I'd totally make sure they could graze their knees and feel pain. That would be my first line of code.
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