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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 1:59 am
Happy to be a pleasant anomaly!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 2:01 am
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Indeed!
It's nice to be able to rep a theist. Enjoy!
Oh yeah, and fuck God with a Jesus shaped dildo.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 2:03 am
(August 19, 2016 at 2:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Indeed!
It's nice to be able to rep a theist. Enjoy!
Oh yeah, and fuck God with a Jesus shaped dildo.
I figure if God does not have a sense of humor, everyone is fucked.
Whatever floats your goat.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 2:05 am
(August 19, 2016 at 2:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Indeed!
It's nice to be able to rep a theist. Enjoy!
Oh yeah, and fuck God with a Jesus shaped dildo.
And THIS is why we all talk about you behind your back, Rob.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 2:11 am
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(August 19, 2016 at 2:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 19, 2016 at 2:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Indeed!
It's nice to be able to rep a theist. Enjoy!
Oh yeah, and fuck God with a Jesus shaped dildo.
And THIS is why we all talk about you behind your back, Rob.
Rob, you've grown up. You no longer need to carry around that Jesus shaped dildo, looking for God. Your friends are concerned.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 3:32 am
(August 17, 2016 at 8:07 am)purplepurpose Wrote: (August 17, 2016 at 7:54 am)chimp3 Wrote: Don't forget September 30th is Blasphemy Day. I say we have a grand party of it right here of AF. Stand in solidarity with those persecuted for this victimless crime and have fun too. Anyone feeling the need for practice ? Go right ahead...
How religion managed to get under your skin, that instead of enjoying life you disliking believers in holy magic?
I think that we can spare a day, to show our discontent with people being persecuted and killed for something as utterly ridiculous as "Blasphemy."
Cause as much as we can enjoy life right now, who knows if some extremist religious group will explode and take control?
We can't possibly tell if that will ever be the case again, thus it is important to show our discontent.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 10:12 am
(August 19, 2016 at 2:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Indeed!
It's nice to be able to rep a theist. Enjoy!
Oh yeah, and fuck God with a Jesus shaped dildo.
that's still masturbation for god
(excepting in Mormonism, in which case it's homo)
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 19, 2016 at 10:14 am
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BTW, what if Joseph had committed oral sex on Mary right after god had dropped off his load??
Would the Holy Jism have impregnated Joseph (somewhere?) or would it have been some weird form of communion ??
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 20, 2016 at 5:46 pm
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This seems like a fun thread to participate in for sure! Why? Because it reveals a subconscious truth in the minds of xthiests, if you care to look for it. Which are the nations of the world which have blasphemy laws punishable by death? Muslim countries indeed. Yet who bares the brunt of your silly attacks? Jesus Christ as usual takes the futile wrath of the so called non believers. If trying to stand in solidarity with people who live in oppressive conditions, wouldn't it be more helpful to blaspheme the religion by which they are being oppressed since if they themselves do it they get their head cut off or burned or acid attacked or thrown off a building? Of course it would. but that doesn't satisfy that itch now does it. Its easy to see that most who have commented and participate in blasphemy day couldn't give a shit less for the oppressed because their blasphemy is off target. Yet It does indeed resemble somebody that is angry or at least insecure. As for the offended by blasphemy scale I myself would fall around a negative 2 or 3. It offends me not at all because you aren't attacking me. Im all for free speech in every case and know if we start banning one kind of speech today, it will be another kind tomorrow. Go ahead and make piss Christ if you wish. But until you make piss mohammed you will be seen as a coward with a massive insecurity in your own non belief. It is commonly said the Christian that rails against homosexuality hardest is the most likely to be gay himself. I agree that it seems to be very true in most cases. Does it not stand to reason then that he who rails against God the hardest is likely a closet believer? Its ok to admit, nobody on our side will judge you, we all believe too
Ill add one more thing. Pay attention when so called xthiests talk, especially in the media. You will notice, if they criticize islam or mohammed, they then must also criticize Christianity or the Creator in the next sentence. It usually goes something like this.... "but the Christians do it too". Its hilarious because it almost never fails. You can tell they are scared to death because of what they think will happen without the comparison between the two. It can almost never be a stand alone statement.
Islam has killed millions in the last decade, lets focus all attention on Christianity!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 20, 2016 at 6:03 pm
Glad you are having fun Disciple of the Date Rape God. Since you do not believe in Allah or the revelation of Muhammed it would not be blasphemy for you to insult Islam , would it? Go for it!
Muhammed was a pedophile who punched his 9 year old wife in the face! "The Satanic Verses" is one great read! Allah is as omni-impotent as Jehovah!
Come on Disciple! The water is fine. Any reason you would not blaspheme Islam?
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