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101 uses for Bible

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101 uses for Bible
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#41
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 3:42 am
36. To keep my grandma quiet and occupied.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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#42
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 7:42 am
37. To demonstrate the shortfalls in reasoning of those that don't get it
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 11:24 am (This post was last modified: August 23, 2010 at 11:24 am by Thor.)
38. Kleenex.
39. To dispose of a piece of used chewing gum.
40. Dental floss.
41. Puppy training.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#44
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
42. Smacking people around the head
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#45
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
43. Smacking fr0d0
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#46
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm (This post was last modified: August 23, 2010 at 5:29 pm by RachelSkates.)
1. To build a huge mountain like warriors used to do to bury their dead. And I mean HUGE. All scriptures (except the ancient ones that hold historical value) would be gathered, out of the way in a desolate waste land, and a huge mountain erected. Then people could climb it and camp on it and let their dogs dig and run and pee.

2. Or if we wanted to use them for a purpose, we could use them as padding under a super highway before paving.

3. Or we could shred them and mix them with mulch and "green bin" stuff for those who live in areas with green bins. Then we could sell it to farmers for mulch.

4. Or we could cook it up into a yummy soup and serve it to Xers, (et al) Soylent Green style. Devil (large)


PS: Yes you can affirm. I affirmed......they wanted me to use the B*ble, and when they lifted it, I almost was in contempt of court. Hee. That vile text that destroyed my life..........it would be like making a man who was castrated by his parents hold a scalpel just to prove he is telling the truth.

I am not way off here.... Testify, testicles.....they come from the same word and in the past, men would have to hold their parts to affirm. Confused Fall

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#47
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 5:27 pm
44: Help keep a fire going.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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#48
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 5:29 pm (This post was last modified: August 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm by Entropist.)
So we're at #49 now, correct? (Rachel adds 4, and then Nitsuj)

A footstool to help me reach for my copy of Nietzsche's The Antichrist on my top shelf.
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#49
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Dog food- wait that would give them indigestion. Too disrespectful to the dog.

OK, this fantasy is way too powerful. It's like porno. I can't stop! Confusedhock:
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#50
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 23, 2010 at 5:39 pm
51. A reminder of how any monstrously cruel and idiotic act can be justified by merely invoking a god.
“Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.” ~ E.M. Cioran
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