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I am better than God!
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 (September 25, 2016 at 11:14 am)Stimbo Wrote: I am far more powerful than any god. I exist and can actually do things in the world. I can touch and lift objects. I can interact with people, who can see and hear and talk to me. I can understand what it is to be human. No god ever worshipped can do any of that.. Gods can do stuff in our imaginations that we cannot do though!!!... ...but only because OUR imaginations exist  Fuck all the gods for being imaginary. Fuck them in our imagination. With lots of trinkets. I don't know why I said "trinkets". Blame the alcohol.  (September 25, 2016 at 11:20 am)Alastair Ham Wrote:(September 25, 2016 at 11:13 am)chimp3 Wrote: Are salamanders worse than turtles? Great! we have a baseline for turtles. better than a salamander. Chimps are better than Gibbons. Never stopping talking poop flinging twits!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
RE: I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 11:24 am
(This post was last modified: September 25, 2016 at 11:24 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Bonobos/pygmy chimps are better than common chimps.
Because constant rampant sex is better than ripping a monkey apart and eating it. (September 25, 2016 at 11:24 am)Alastair Ham Wrote: Bonobos/pygmy chimps are better than common chimps. I know , I know...damned horny do-gooders. I'm still better than god!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
An elongated nose-hair is better than god.
 (September 25, 2016 at 11:23 am)chimp3 Wrote: Great! we have a baseline for turtles. better than a salamander. Oh, stuff that gibbon.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I have noticed that even the best parts of the bible are only slightly better than contemporary values. Or something as basic as "be nice to others". So yeah, most people nowadays are better than the gods portrayed in holy books.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (September 25, 2016 at 11:03 am)Alastair Ham Wrote: basically every human being that has even lived is morally superior to the 3 Abrahamic gods at the very very least. Including Genghis Khan... Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?-Esquilax Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
Yes. Even him.
And he was a lot more sadistic than Hitler... in fact his greatest pleasure was... Ick. If Genghis Khan had had access to 20th century weapons... ...yes I have read TGD. Many times over prior to and shortly after first joining AF back in 2008. |
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