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Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.

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Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 11, 2016 at 5:59 pm
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 11, 2016 at 6:00 pm
I must say, I was expecting something else. It's like a Diesel roll...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 11, 2016 at 6:01 pm
IKR, that's not even the part of Vin I would have expected.... Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 11, 2016 at 6:04 pm
I was expecting something more X.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 11, 2016 at 6:20 pm
I had a few choices, but the fey beastie chose that one.
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 11, 2016 at 6:24 pm
If we're there already, here goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ovO9yG7C-o
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November 12, 2016 at 3:19 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 12, 2016 at 3:20 pm
I'd be happy to have vin Diesel come once a year !!
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 12, 2016 at 3:21 pm
and you all know I've been very, very naughty in anticipation
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 12, 2016 at 3:22 pm
I love spelling it Xmas. It annoys the Christians so much.

Either that or wishing them a happy Solstice.
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