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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:16 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 5:16 pm by Alex K.)
(November 26, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Cobainism Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 4:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Don't leave out the ladies, I'm sure double vaginal is fun too

This place is very kinky when i think about it O.o

Yep. Though with vorlon, it's usually oh! at first, and then, mmmmhhhh, and then aaahhhh, and then eeeeewwwwww. Big Grin
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:24 pm
indeed
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:27 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 4:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: jesus as a junkie ?

it's already been thought of . . .

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Why does Jesus have one really short beef arm with a tattoo?
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:30 pm
that whole scene there is really arousing

hot hot hot

heroin chic meats hairy jewish dude
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:30 pm
Looks more like the jewish fellow is meating him.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:35 pm
the syringe is a metaphor for good old fashioned dick up the ass buggery
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 5:46 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
Ah I see; a contemplative modernist piece. Of course.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:55 pm
And the gun is a symbol for safer sex, I presume?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:56 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 6:05 pm by Cyberman.)
Surely that junkie guy will realise that the shit he's injecting is wirthless when he gets no reaction from it? Even if he somehow doesn't notice the lack of injection site, or the feeling of the needle in his own arm. Then he's going to take that gun and blow it into the face of his dealer, probably leading to retaliation, turf wars, and many many corpses.

Nice one, Jesus. Didn't exactly think it through, did you?
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:59 pm
Yeah, Jesus.
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