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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 2:05 pm
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(November 30, 2016 at 1:58 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
But Alas! I am burdened by many a pressing question regarding the role of silicon in the computational fields and whether it is of fundamental import.
How am I to maintain my decorum during the long night ahead waiting for the answers that shall elucidate the meaning of life?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 2:11 pm
What she ?said.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 3:33 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 12:19 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Simply pasting the same jpeg over and over isn't helping you, Jordan.
Don't forget how increasingly annoying it is.
As if repeating it over and over is gonna make us care?
Sorry, Jordan, but you can't convert someone like that. There's a thread floating around here which asks the question of what reason(s) atheists have for being atheist and how they came to be that way. I think you'll find most people either weren't indoctrinated as kids or they just sort of came into atheism on their own after realizing things just didn't add up in the bible. Of course, there are many other reasons for one's turning from religious bs and towards common sense and logic, but one lil ol' video ain't gonna make the world suddenly abolish religion. If it were that simple, don't you think it would have been done long ago?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 6:15 pm
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(November 30, 2016 at 1:28 pm)Mathilda Wrote: (November 30, 2016 at 1:11 pm)Tonus Wrote: Thread titles like this make me think of those Youtube videos titled "JOHN DOE DESTROYS CHRISTIANITY IN TWO MINUTES" or "JANE DOE CRUSHES ATHEISM WITH ONE QUESTION." And the comment section is full of people who are neither crushed nor destroyed. But I get it. A video titled "JACK SMITH CALMLY DISCUSSES RELIGION FOR FIVE MINUTES" isn't going to generate much interest among the commentariat.
It's like click-bait of theism.
Your heart will melt when you ...
You will cry when you see ...
You won't believe what these celebrities look like now!
You will become a Christian if you ask this one question!
You won't believe what happens next!
#12 is a shocker!
(November 30, 2016 at 1:56 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: 30 second conversion, would that not require the video to be under 30 seconds.
Not only that, but nobody is going to deconvert in 30 seconds. Making a major religious change requires extended study and thought and perhaps a lot of soul-searching. That's how it happened with me. I don't trust anyone who makes a major life philosophy change in 30 seconds.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:11 am
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(November 30, 2016 at 2:05 pm)Mathilda Wrote: (November 30, 2016 at 1:58 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
But Alas! I am burdened by many a pressing question regarding the role of silicon in the computational fields and whether it is of fundamental import.
How am I to maintain my decorum during the long night ahead waiting for the answers that shall elucidate the meaning of life?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:36 am
Okay this repeating nonsense is getting tiresome. Find a better angle.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:42 am
I think we should try turning him off and then on again. If that doesn't work, we're best off getting a new one. Can't get the parts anymore, you see.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:49 am
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(December 1, 2016 at 12:36 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Okay this repeating nonsense is getting tiresome. Find a better angle.
Incorrect.
There exists not any prior posts, (amidst here), that duplicate that of the priorly proximal response of mine.
duplicate
adjective
ˈdjuːplɪkət/
- 1.exactly like something else, especially through having been copied.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 1:10 am
I just read the OP
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 3:16 am
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(December 1, 2016 at 1:10 am)GOĐ Wrote: I just read the OP
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Such is quite the irony; for one need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide:
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ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:(CONCLUSION (On the horizon of biblical accord): The Christian God is quite dead.
Thereafter, there exists not any logical description betwixt the opposite, par the aforesaid conclusion.
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It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.
Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.
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Sacrificial suicide , changes not the instance of SUICIDE.
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Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.
Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?
The theistic mind fails to observe such a paradox.
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