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All I Want For Christmas..

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All I Want For Christmas..
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#161
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 21, 2016 at 11:31 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 6:55 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Speaking of cheese...
A nice orange cheese ball. Perfect for the busy holiday season, when you can't be bothered with having regular bowel movements. Big Grin 

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Lol, in the group of friends I hung out with in high school, "cheese-ball" was a fairly serious slur, somewhere between "dickwad" and "assmuffin".

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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 21, 2016 at 11:54 pm (This post was last modified: December 21, 2016 at 11:59 pm by Joods.)
(December 21, 2016 at 7:04 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Some people, around here, offer these for christmas:

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What the actual fuck?
(December 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Thal Wrote: When I lived in Scotland, I could be a chocolate Yule Log. 
Bolding mine.

I'm just gonna leave that there for everyone to marinate on.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#163
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 2:46 am
(December 21, 2016 at 5:36 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: ...probably not that kind of meat.

. . . I dunno this is Vorlon we're talking about . . .
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#164
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 8:16 am
Yeah....I know. But I was holding out hope.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#165
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 8:34 am
Every time Christmas gets this close, I start wishing I could have a normal relationship with my parents again.

Bleh. Sorry for the sudden downer. I will return with dirty jokes next time.
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#166
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 8:39 am
(December 21, 2016 at 11:54 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(December 21, 2016 at 7:04 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Some people, around here, offer these for christmas:

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What the actual fuck?

Doesn't that get your Italian blood flowing quicker?
Prosciutto! Finally remembered the Italian word for it.
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#167
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 8:55 am (This post was last modified: December 22, 2016 at 8:55 am by Joods.)
Well that's just a word for one particular kind of meat made with pork. There are actually others.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#168
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 10:00 am
(December 7, 2016 at 7:17 am)Alex K Wrote: @Luckie

We have this one:

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Close enough Smile

Also, what do I want for Christmas? Time, time, time. Everything else, I have.

Oh, also, this:



Is that a penis pump?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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#169
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 10:37 am
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 22, 2016 at 11:46 am
(December 22, 2016 at 8:55 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Well that's just a word for one particular kind of meat made with pork. There are actually others.

Yes, that leg I showed you is where prosciutto/Presunto/Jamón comes from.
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