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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 4:41 pm
On a serious note:
C'mon, Vor, it's not that bad. You'll go in, you'll have a nice little nap, the doc will examine your sparkling clean colon
and hopefully give you a clean bill of health.
Yes, colon cancer is bad. I have to have a colonoscopy once a year, 'cause I'm high risk.
But I watched a friend lose the battle to colon cancer. It was horrific.
Best wishes for your test!
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 4:43 pm
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If C_L was here she could pray for your deliverance though the chemical will probably see to that anyhow.
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 4:46 pm
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LOL, insurance agent just dropped off a complimentary ice scraper and a nice tote bag, suitable for camcorder and quite a bit of paraphernalia, by my eye.
She noted I wasn't looking to chipper, I apprised of the situation, and she left post haste.
I have a relative taking me in and bringing me back from the procedure, we have a prearranged reciprocal agreement.
There will be no amusing vids posted on line afterwards.
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 5:19 pm
(December 29, 2016 at 4:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: run over by a truck and left for dead in a ditch
Patience. That part is coming up.
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 5:34 pm
(December 29, 2016 at 4:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: There will be no amusing vids posted on line afterwards.
That you know of.
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 5:38 pm
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I've been in the living room recliner off and on. For those not in the know, I have to be on death's doorstep to perch there. Last visit to that chair was the West Nile Fever experience, prior to that it was a 2nd molar extraction.
Why doesn't ISIS execute prisoners with this shit? Immolation would be blessed relief at this point . . .
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 5:48 pm
Vorlon, as someone who has previously had a colonoscopy and lived to tell about it, I suggest staying close to ready sources of warmth -- Hot tub, hot shower, heat register, All The Blankets There Are. When the prep was doing its thing, the main effect I noticed is that I was having trouble keeping warm.
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 6:39 pm
yes, there are blankies on the recliner
I was thinking a hot bath would be good too, but fouling the waters is still a potent risk at this point.
Also, an odd sensation, my face feels like it could fall off, it's real weird and unpleasant. Shaky too, might be the chilling effect . .
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 6:43 pm
(December 29, 2016 at 5:19 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (December 29, 2016 at 4:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: run over by a truck and left for dead in a ditch
Patience. That part is coming up.
In a couple of more hours he'll be wishing for that.
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 6:57 pm
Also, it occurs to me, with the apparently unavoidable salty taste of this gavilyte shit, why include fruit flavor packets? My choices were orange, cherry and I don't recall the third one.
I'm no food technologist, but with the much thicker than water consistency anyhow, and the existing salty taste,
why the fuck doesn't this shit come with a packet to make it taste like gravy ?!?!?!?!?!
hell, I'd drink that right up, despite the cramps bloating and nausea, I'm fucking hungry !!!!
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