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RE: For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
March 12, 2017 at 6:56 pm
Once Christers started embracing divorce whores (1980 for those keeping track) anything became possible in their corrupted morality.
The last bastion against this wanton compulsion to make adultery a sacrament, Bob Vander Plaats, has even folded and given in to the inevitable.
Sorry Jesus, you've been leading from behind for 37 years, it's time for a revelation or something.
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RE: For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
March 12, 2017 at 7:21 pm
Meh, knowing what I know about prayer, I'm not worried ... The good pastor can bite me.
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RE: For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
March 12, 2017 at 7:57 pm
The problem is that when they see their fucking prayers aren't working they may take their assault rifles out of jesus's arsenal and start shooting. Since there is no fucking god he always "helps those who help themselves."
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RE: For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
March 12, 2017 at 9:33 pm
To be fair, the heavy majority of Christians would recognize this guy as a nut too.
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RE: For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
March 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm
Why would God/Jesus answer the prayers of followers of Mammon, Priapus, and Bacchus ?
If the 'Christers' are feeling neglected by their deity, they need look no further than their cherry picking of His Scripture as to why that is.
Conversely, if God/Jesus are feeling a bit left out of contemporary Christianity, they could announce a revelation or show a sign or something.
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RE: For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
March 12, 2017 at 11:13 pm
I'm dangerous, run for your livesssssss!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
March 13, 2017 at 6:31 am
As long as he's only praying, he can fill his boots as far as I'm concerned. At least it keeps his hands busy.
It's when one or more of the sheep decide to act as "God's" emissary that is the problem. And don't think for a second that this pastor won't condemn the actions publicly while fapping to them privately.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
