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The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?

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The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 25, 2017 at 8:57 pm
(March 25, 2017 at 7:05 pm)val5662 Wrote: Does anybody know of another book that can tell the true future?

Tell the future? Oh yeah. There will be wars, and rumors of wars. Very helpful. Prophesies like that are a dime a dozen.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 25, 2017 at 8:59 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2017 at 9:03 pm by brewer.)
(March 25, 2017 at 7:17 pm)Alex K Wrote: Many. Donald Duck and the Temple of doom comes to mind. Or was that James Bond, I forget. Something with eating sheep brains.

Thanks Alex. Coffee out the nose was the highlight of my day.

I think the Farmers Almanac had a greater success rate. At least my grand pops swore by it.
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 25, 2017 at 10:19 pm
(March 25, 2017 at 8:57 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(March 25, 2017 at 7:05 pm)val5662 Wrote: Does anybody know of another book that can tell the true future?

Tell the future? Oh yeah. There will be wars, and rumors of wars. Very helpful. Prophesies like that are a dime a dozen.

And famines.  And earthquakes.


Notice how the fucking thing does not predict an asteroid impact.  That's because the fuckers who wrote it didn't know about asteroid impacts.
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 25, 2017 at 10:24 pm
Gee, I wonder what an atheist would think about this one.
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 25, 2017 at 10:32 pm
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 25, 2017 at 11:28 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2017 at 11:33 pm by Mr Greene.)
I have a copy of Astronomy for the under tens by Patrick Moore written back in the '80s. It predicted the Solar Eclipse of '99.
The Bible by contrast is a collection of badly plagiarized fiction, effectively 'fifty shades of bullshit'.
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 26, 2017 at 2:47 am
Bible? Definitely fiction. If you disagree, kindly courier a Talking Snake™ to my domicile at your earliest convenience.
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 26, 2017 at 4:26 am
The bible is an iron book of myths nothing more, please show me what things it predicted with any accuracy (vague things like "there will be famine" don't count unless it provides precise dates and numbers)
I can predict "A government will fall" but I can't say which one or when it will happen.
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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 26, 2017 at 5:08 am
(March 25, 2017 at 7:05 pm)val5662 Wrote: Does anybody know of another book that can tell the true future?
Are you trying to imply that the bible in anyway relates to actual events!

To quote the president of the US "Sad".



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RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 26, 2017 at 9:01 am
"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers," ..etc...

As for exact dates,here is just one scripture that answers that question:
" But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

This fits the times were in also:
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God."
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