The squirting water looks scary.
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
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Seems like some obvious improvements would include a heating element for a gentle warmth effect, and perhaps a motor for an increase in efficiency in TP utilization.
For folks with medical concerns, sensors for various GI issues would be a significant help. And blue tooth connectivity utilizing Android . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (May 7, 2017 at 10:56 pm)KUSA Wrote: The squirting water looks scary. its just a gentle stream of water that wipes your butt.
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can you ever be hydrated enough ?
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and then for some of you, there is a portal of sorts round front that might need tending to . . .
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I run the paper by like floss, and don't dip a hand in the water. Big turds, you have to be careful to align them with the trap for efficient removal. Cross-wise, they usually get stuck. Anything over 5 pounds has to be lowered by hand (and given a name). Clean up is more involved in that case, too. BTW, my cheeks aren't so close to each other that feces sticks to the sides, anyway.
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 RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 12:45 am
(This post was last modified: May 8, 2017 at 12:50 am by Aroura.)
I've never touched the water while wiping. The unexpected benefit of low flow toilets?
Still, if I did have an issue, I think that device looks like you'd be accidently dipping it in the water all the time, and possibly splashing with it, and certainly needing to clean it. If I had a physical disability that required it, it is better than needing another person to help. Not sure I'd use it otherwise, just learn to lean forward a bit when you reach back. Or wear disposable gloves. Idk. If you do try it, let us know how it goes. Can you afford a bidet? There are some for under 50 bucks that attach to your home toilet. Maybe that would help?
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