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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 11:38 am (This post was last modified: May 8, 2017 at 11:45 am by emjay.)
(May 8, 2017 at 11:31 am)KUSA Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 11:24 am)emjay Wrote: Try it, you might like it... even if you're not having a shit Wink

Hell if it's that good I might rub one off getting a water powered rimjob.

Well, I was tempted to say it was a bit like that, but for the sake of decorum I thought I'd be polite and not mention it Wink
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 1:59 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 11:01 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(May 7, 2017 at 10:56 pm)KUSA Wrote: The squirting water looks scary.

its just a gentle stream of water that wipes your butt.

Unless its warmed I'd knock myself out as I leapt to the ceiling.



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#43
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 3:43 pm
I don't see this device as being all that useful, and I am handicapped (missing all fingers but the thumb on my left hand). On the other hand, everybody is different. For people such as myself, the OT film that I saw recommended laying a strip of toilet tissue down along one side of the seat, straddling that, and twerking back and forth. That never worked for me.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 3:47 pm
Why would anyone need more than one hand to wipe?
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 4:35 pm
(May 8, 2017 at 3:43 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I don't see this device as being all that useful, and I am handicapped (missing all fingers but the thumb on my left hand). On the other hand, everybody is different. For people such as myself, the OT film that I saw recommended laying a strip of toilet tissue down along one side of the seat, straddling that, and twerking back and forth. That never worked for me.


If you don't twerk then what do you do?
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 4:52 pm
(May 8, 2017 at 4:35 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 3:43 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I don't see this device as being all that useful, and I am handicapped (missing all fingers but the thumb on my left hand).  On the other hand, everybody is different.  For people such as myself, the OT film that I saw recommended laying a strip of toilet tissue down along one side of the seat, straddling that, and twerking back and forth.  That never worked for me.


If you don't twerk then what do you do?

I think he said twerking didn't work for him.
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 5:02 pm
(May 8, 2017 at 4:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 4:35 pm)KUSA Wrote: If you don't twerk then what do you do?

I think he said twerking didn't work for him.


She's a she. Go back and read what was asked.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 5:03 pm
(May 8, 2017 at 5:02 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 4:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I think he said twerking didn't work for him.


She's a she. Go back and read what was asked.

The adult, please.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 8:54 pm
are we just comporting to an archaic social convention regarding wiping ???

Anyone want to take up the 'back to nature' position of letting things go as they will downstairs ??
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 9:49 pm
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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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