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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm
Another way to get saved is to stand in the middle of a busy road and wait for Superman or Batman to rescue you.
This is as effective as waiting for Jesus to do the same.
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm
(June 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Another way to get saved is to stand in the middle of a busy road and wait for Superman or Batman to rescue you.
This is as effective as waiting for Jesus to do the same.
Make sure you're wearing a nice dress. Ask yourself honestly, would superman or batman rescue a damsel in this dress?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm
we all know what a rescue from your vorlon would require . . .
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
(June 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: we all know what a rescue from your vorlon would require . . .
The type of radical surgery I'm not prepared to have?
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
(June 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: (June 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Another way to get saved is to stand in the middle of a busy road and wait for Superman or Batman to rescue you.
This is as effective as waiting for Jesus to do the same.
Make sure you're wearing a nice dress. Ask yourself honestly, would superman or batman rescue a damsel in this dress?
Comment of the day.
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 13, 2017 at 7:16 pm
That's the cornerstone of religions.
Their initial sales pitch is that you need to be saved ....from ....something?
Goddammit, just give us your money and stop asking stupid questions!
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 13, 2017 at 7:26 pm
and if one of the lifeguards is looking peaked . . .
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