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How Can I Get Saved?
#51
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 15, 2017 at 7:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Looks very complex Vorls.
I think I'll just pray instead...

If you're not going to even try to do it right why bother ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#52
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
Can I cherrypick the chart?
Where does God explicitly say in the bible that I'm not allowed to make up my own bigoted bullshit cherrypick?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#53
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
I'll just go to the bible instead.  It's much simpler.
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#54
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
Simple things, simple minds...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#55
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
GA 6:2 Bear one another's burdens.

GA 6:5 Bear your own burden.
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#56
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
Lek is right. It's simple. Just zero in on the passage your pastor was using and ignore everything else. What's complicated about that?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#57
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
If you want to be saved then per Acts 15:20 don't eat a juicy bloody steak from an animal that you had sex with and then strangled and offered to an idol.
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#58
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
Shouldn't be too hard.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#59
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 25, 2017 at 12:39 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: If you want to be saved then per Acts 15:20 don't eat a juicy bloody steak from an animal that you had sex with and then strangled and offered to an idol.

Agree. That's why I only ever fuck the neighbour's goat.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#60
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 25, 2017 at 12:59 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(June 25, 2017 at 12:39 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: If you want to be saved then per Acts 15:20 don't eat a juicy bloody steak from an animal that you had sex with and then strangled and offered to an idol.

Agree. That's why I only ever fuck the neighbour's goat.

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uh . . .




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male goat or she goat ?
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