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How Can I Get Saved?
#41
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
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#42
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 13, 2017 at 7:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That's the cornerstone of religions.
Their initial sales pitch is that you need to be saved ....from ....something?
Goddammit, just give us your money and stop asking stupid questions!

Curiosity is a sin!

Have I ever asked anyone for money?
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#43
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
no, no you haven't.

And I'd think Rev. Pat Robertson might look at you askew.


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#44
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 12, 2017 at 10:01 am)alpha male Wrote: @OP: What do you want to be saved from?

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#45
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 14, 2017 at 9:45 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(June 12, 2017 at 10:01 am)alpha male Wrote: @OP: What do you want to be saved from?

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or saved from a Hell as envisioned by your vorlon . . .

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#46
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 14, 2017 at 1:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: no, no you haven't.

And I'd think Rev. Pat Robertson might look at you askew.


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I maybe wrong as it is not my decision, but I don't think it matters too much what rev pat says.
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#47
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 15, 2017 at 8:45 am)Drich Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 1:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: no, no you haven't.

And I'd think Rev. Pat Robertson might look at you askew.


Tongue

I maybe wrong as it is not my decision, but I don't think it matters too much what rev pat says.


Rev. Robertson uses the wrong Bible (NIV) so I agree, it doesn't matter too much what he says.  And then there's the diamond mine thing . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#48
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
(June 15, 2017 at 9:00 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(June 15, 2017 at 8:45 am)Drich Wrote: I maybe wrong as it is not my decision, but I don't think it matters too much what rev pat says.


Rev. Robertson uses the wrong Bible (NIV) so I agree, it doesn't matter too much what he says.  And then there's the diamond mine thing . . .

Well that, he teaches a gospel that is different that what is found in the bible. He teaches of a gad different than that which is found in the bible, but close enough to where a lazy person will not follow up and check the bible to see how far off he really is.

His is a doctrine of hard work and reward/claiming reward. While there is such a system in place none of us will ever have the power to "move God's hand to your will by naming and claiming what you want hard enough."
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#49
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
How to get Saved?

here you go:

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#50
RE: How Can I Get Saved?
Looks very complex Vorls.
I think I'll just pray instead...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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