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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?

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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 4, 2017 at 2:50 am
Okay, where is that bastaard that went ahead and killed my foremost supplier of fresh souls?
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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#12
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 4, 2017 at 4:10 am
Can't be true, he forgot to take his Galaxy smartphone and get the pics this time. If he ain't got nothing to sell, he's just riffing.
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#13
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 4, 2017 at 4:04 pm
But, Lucifer's in L.A.

There's a TV show about it!
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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 4, 2017 at 7:35 pm
Isn't the devil a cross dresser? I mean, he wears Prada doesn't he?
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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 7:43 pm
(July 4, 2017 at 7:35 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Isn't the devil a cross dresser? I mean, he wears Prada doesn't he?

Doesn't count, the devil is actually hermaphroditic. Very few people know that.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 7:49 pm (This post was last modified: July 5, 2017 at 7:49 pm by Cyberman.)
Actually, George Spiggott is the name and he has a Timelord's fashion sense:

[Image: DEVIL-BEDAZZLED.png]

Though he has a more formal Satanic look:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#17
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 7:53 pm
Oh well, if Satan really has been destroyed then I suppose you could all worship me.

It's a burden, but someone has to step up.

Gifts, I mean "sacrifices", should consist of black roses, sapphires, platinum, and motorbikes.

Blood sacrifices should be made on a weekly basis. I will accept non virgins, but they must be religious fundamentalists, anti-feminists, anti-science, or something similar.

You may now start worshipping.
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#18
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 7:55 pm
I want to kneel before your altar every day.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#19
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 7:55 pm
That wasn't creepy at all...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 8:05 pm
I nominate Anusius to fill the void.
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