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International Blasphemy Day 2017
#71
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#72
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Have we speculated on Joseph performing oral sex on Mary at the wrong time and ingesting the Holy Spooj and then gestating baby Jesus gastrointestinally ??

seems like that's come up before . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#73
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
For Joseph's sake, here's hoping the delivery was premature . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#74
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
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#75
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Fuck the pope!


...sorry, false start
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#76
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
In before Min:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#77
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
In honor of Min's 3000 I say "Blow Jesus out your ass!".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#78
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
(September 3, 2017 at 1:43 pm)chimp3 Wrote: In honor of Min's 3000

He's that old already?

Happy 3000th birthday Minimalist!

(August 22, 2017 at 4:44 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Fuck the pope!


...sorry, false start

Exclaiming "Fuck the pope!" is NEVER a false start.
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#79
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Jesus walks into a bar. He asks if water is free. Bartender gives him his glass of water. Jesus turns it into wine. Bartender charges him five bucks. Jesus argues with him. Bouncer prepares to beat him up. Muhammed is at the bar too. He offers to buy Jesus his drink if Jesus pays the tax.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#80
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
(September 3, 2017 at 3:47 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Jesus walks into a bar.

And says "Ow! Being omniscient I should have seen that coming."
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