Damned Protestants...

[Fireball]

Something else that might be "too complicated to be true" is Holy Inerrant Scripture recording Jesus' crucifixion twice on consecutive days.

Wonder how he 'splains that ??

"I'm not dead yet! It's only a flesh wound."

[vorlon13]

[Minimalist]

Here's another republicunt senate candidate.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/religio...ed-secret/

Religious right leader accused of sexually abusing teenage boy — and claiming it was a God-sanctioned secret

How could those fucking Texass dickheads miss electing this miserable fucker?

[Minimalist]

Yet another protestant scam.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/ohio-me...0-lawsuit/

Ohio megachurch ‘stalked’ elderly dementia patient — then swindled her out of $340,000: lawsuit

In case any ever forgets that churches are about money and nothing else.

[Minimalist]

This will do a lot of good.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/evangel...peachment/

Evangelist James Dobson calls for day of fasting and prayer to save Trump from impeachment

“The Lord played a role in the election of Donald Trump” Dobson reminded his listeners before adding, “He was raised up for such a time as this.”

Oh yeah?  Well then Fuck The Lord!

[Divinity]

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-wo...17184.html

Blind Man rapes 13 year old girl at church camp. Gets probation because he's blind. Family sues the church for failing to do a proper background check. And of course the church, stuck in the 1940's, decides to try to ask about the girl's past sexual history. Judge blocks it, but church is still fucking awful.

[Minimalist]

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-wo...17184.html

Blind Man rapes 13 year old girl at church camp.  Gets probation because he's blind.  Family sues the church for failing to do a proper background check.  And of course the church, stuck in the 1940's, decides to try to ask about the girl's past sexual history.  Judge blocks it, but church is still fucking awful.

Amen.  Holy fuckers.

[Crossless2.0]

Leaving aside blind rapists, I always loved my children way too much to inflict "Church/Bible Camp" on them.

[The Grand Nudger]

OFC they wondered whether or not that slut was there entrapping poor blind predators. Since that's okay...I feel empowered to suggest that anyone who sends their 13yr old daughter to church camp is asking for it.

[Minimalist]

What about these two sluts?

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/califor...irl-china/

California pastor begs for prayers after allegedly breaking into hotel and raping underage girl from China

A pastor who allegedly raped an underage tourist in Covina, California posted a video declaring his innocence while on the run from the law, according to local news outlet KTLA.

Police are searching for Pastor Douglas Rivera of God’s Gypsy Christian Church in Glendale. He allegedly masturbated in his truck outside a hotel as he watched two girls — ages 10 and 12 — before walking into their room and assaulting one of them.

10 and 12?  Clearly the bitches were asking for it.