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Damned Protestants...
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Astonishingly stupid even for a xtian.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/nyc-p...up-lattes/

Quote:NYC pastor pushes fake claim that Starbucks uses ‘sodomites’ semen to ‘flavor up’ lattes

Quote:An anti-LGBT pastor based out of Harlem tried to push a fake claim on Wednesday that the Starbucks coffee shop chain was taking semen from “sodomites” and putting it in their lattes.

“My suspicion is that they’re getting this semen from sodomites,” Pastor James David Manning said on his online radio show. “That’s what my suspicion is. My suspicion is that semen, like cord blood, has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you think you’re having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it.”
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(November 6, 2014 at 9:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Astonishingly stupid even for a xtian.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/nyc-p...up-lattes/

Quote:NYC pastor pushes fake claim that Starbucks uses ‘sodomites’ semen to ‘flavor up’ lattes

Quote:An anti-LGBT pastor based out of Harlem tried to push a fake claim on Wednesday that the Starbucks coffee shop chain was taking semen from “sodomites” and putting it in their lattes.

“My suspicion is that they’re getting this semen from sodomites,” Pastor James David Manning said on his online radio show. “That’s what my suspicion is. My suspicion is that semen, like cord blood, has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you think you’re having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it.”

I assume he speaks from experience.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(November 6, 2014 at 9:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Astonishingly stupid even for a xtian.

It's amazin, someone can make up a claim like this without being sectioned immediately. This guy is clearly a danger to himself and the public.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(November 7, 2014 at 10:41 am)abaris Wrote: It's amazin, someone can make up a claim like this without being sectioned immediately. This guy is clearly a danger to himself and the public.

That's the problem with how America has deteriorated. More than a few lunatics are not only free but running the asylum.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Sounds like he ate the poo-poo.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
How does FOX keep finding these dumb twats?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/fox-n...ouchdowns/

Quote:Fox News host: ‘Barney Fife’ refs should allow Christian prayers after high school touchdowns


What would she say if Abdul Rahman scored a touchdown and bent over to face fucking Mecca? I imagine she'd want his ass sent to Gitmo.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Another fine xtian.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/convi...-for-good/

Quote:Convicted ChristianMingle rapist to victims: ‘God intended it for good’

Quote:Sean Banks was convicted in June of raping a woman he met on ChristianMingle.com. The woman, known only as “K.K.,” said during the trial that she assumed Banks, who used the alias “Rylan” on the site, was “a good Christian man.”


Yep, he was. One of those "lay down and shut up" sects!
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Tempted to start a Damned Jehovah's Witnesses thread but for now we'll keep them lumped in with the common variety of nuts.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/jehov...ght-pants/

Quote:member of the ruling council for Jehovah’s Witnesses warned members during a recent sermon to avoid “metrosexual” fashion trends because they are part of a plan by gay designers to get people to wear what he considers indecent clothing, PinkNews reported.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Did the sexual predators in the Jehovah Witness organization dress that way ??

Are they on to something there with in-house real life experience ???


Wink Shades
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RE: Damned Protestants...
More:

http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story.../18814193/

Quote:A former Grand Rapids Christian radio host was sentenced to at least 25 years in prison after pleading guilty to raping an 11-year-old Battle Creek boy.

"I just want to take this opportunity to say I am feeling very deep and constant remorse for my actions," said John Balyo, 35. "And I want the family to know I am very sorry and wish I could do something to correct what has been done."

Balyo pleaded guilty in September to first-degree criminal sexual in a May 17 assault in a Beckley Road motel room.
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