Might want to undo the infibulation first.
Ewwwwww.
Ewwwwww.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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June 1, 2015 at 9:03 pm
(This post was last modified: June 1, 2015 at 9:07 pm by vorlon13.)
I'm on board with that.
I bet their are aliens out there with AMAZING orifices !!!! I think Heath is hooked up with Vander Plaatz, the conservatoid that managed to neuter Newt Gingrich in the last election cycle. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (June 1, 2015 at 9:03 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm on board with that. Bible style proof: Frost: Hey, I sure wouldn’t mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time? Spunkmeyer: Yeah, Frost, but the one that you had was a male! Frost: It doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian, baby! — Aliens (1986) RE: Damned Protestants...
June 2, 2015 at 3:12 pm
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2015 at 3:14 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Astronauts have been known to jack people in their face for opening their mouths - even when they become geriatric. IDK, I'd have been a little more close lipped if I were Mr. Hamm. You know whats amazing, reading the quoted bits atrributed to Ken on the article...
Quote:“Firstly, there is the problem of death before sin. Genesis 1:31 tells us that everything God made was ‘very good,'” Ham wrote. “But if God used evolution to create, then He used a process of millions of years of death, disease, bloodshed and suffering to create life. He then looked over millions of years of death, bloodshed, suffering, disease, and animal carnivory and called it ‘very good.'”Yes...Mr Ham...that -is- a problem..perhaps you should try to explain that?
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Can't we just deport this useless sack of shit already? We have enough home grown stupidity to contend with besides having to babysit the intellectual refuse of others.
Hey Aractus, lets barter. I'll get Will Smith to do the ill advised Independence Day sequel if you welcome Hamm home and not allow him to leave. Deal? |
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