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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 6:41 am
(August 22, 2017 at 5:54 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Mark your calendars boys, December 25, 2017 is the day of the rapture. Actually at 2PM December 24, for those fortunate enough to live on the west coast..
The goal post has been moved to 12-25-17. 12-24-17 for the westies!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 7:09 am
(August 22, 2017 at 5:54 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Mark your calendars boys, December 25, 2017 is the day of the rapture. Actually at 2PM December 24, for those fortunate enough to live on the west coast..

You willing to put money on that? $1000 says it isn't.
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 9:52 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2017 at 10:43 am by rado84.)
(August 15, 2017 at 10:13 am)Chad32 Wrote: Someone who wanted t see the eclipse was telling me these things happen all over the world like 52 times a year. I'm not sure I really believe it, but it's not the huge mystical event that people make it out to be. It's just the moon moving between the sun and the earth. It's not a big deal.

Well, I won't knock people for wanting to see it. You guys have fun. But really it's not a sign from the gods.
I doubt these things happen so often but even the Bulgarian religious community didn't act so ridiculously when we had a partial Moon eclipse in February this year. In fact even they didn't care, let alone the atheists here.
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August 22, 2017 at 10:03 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2017 at 10:03 am by IAOALGIV.)
(August 22, 2017 at 7:09 am)Cyberman Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:54 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Mark your calendars boys, December 25, 2017 is the day of the rapture. Actually at 2PM December 24, for those fortunate enough to live on the west coast..

You willing to put money on that? $1000 says it isn't.

i don't wanna take your money man, but if you insist..

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 10:08 am
Don't worry, you won't.

So it's on, then? Who wants to act as a witness for this?
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August 22, 2017 at 10:13 am
(August 22, 2017 at 10:08 am)Cyberman Wrote: Don't worry, you won't.

So it's on, then? Who wants to act as a witness for this?

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 10:19 am
$1000 and a kiss? I could clean up on this deal!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 22, 2017 at 10:21 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2017 at 10:23 am by IAOALGIV.)
(August 22, 2017 at 10:19 am)Cyberman Wrote: $1000 and a kiss? I could clean up on this deal!
$1000 then the kiss..wanna save the best for last lol

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But hey, you're probably very receptive Cyberman..can you tell me what you see in this poster? Anything peculiar..?
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 10:21 am
(August 22, 2017 at 10:13 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 10:08 am)Cyberman Wrote: Don't worry, you won't.

So it's on, then? Who wants to act as a witness for this?

Winner gets a kiss
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Cyberman will get the kiss because there were different dates for all sorts of raptures and ends of the world since the 90's. At first it was 1994, then 1997, then 2000, then 20 February 2002, then 4 April 2007, then 2 August 2008, then 20 September 2009, then...
And guess what! We're still here and very much alive and none of these raptures and ends of the world ever happened. So just pay Cyberman now and end this nonsense.
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August 22, 2017 at 10:28 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2017 at 10:30 am by IAOALGIV.)
(August 22, 2017 at 10:21 am)Atheist_BG Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 10:13 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Winner gets a kiss
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Cyberman will get the kiss because there were different dates for all sorts of raptures and ends of the world since the 90's. At first it was 1994, then 1997, then 2000, then 20 February 2002, then 4 April 2007, then 2 August 2008, then 20 September 2009, then...
And guess what! We're still here and very much alive and none of these raptures and ends of the world ever happened. So just pay Cyberman now and end this nonsense.

You stay out of this..if Cyberman wants to bet his life savings away, then so be it
But yeah Cyberman check that poster out..remind you of anything?
Here are a few operative words: Molech, STUR, Shiva, Kronos..

Check out Seth Rogen's sweater..anyway you probably won't believe me when I say this but all the Jews in hollywood are laughing their asses off everytime they make a movie containing lesser magick or anything of the like..

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Check out my 2nd-3rd post in "End Times Compendium". I do a little bit on Saturn in there I think you'll find it quite interesting..

Only thing is that this picture states that Saturday is the 6th day of the week when I'm pretty sure it's the 7th..
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