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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook. For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too!
 As real as any of the others! 
Well,
Anusius invokes an anal reality far superior to all other ass blown deities. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook. For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too! You could ask your family to put that in your headstone lol. "Here lies Minimalist" "GO BLOW GODS OUT OF YOUR ASS" Just to be more ecumenical  Shit. 3k threads Quote:Shit. 3k threads The joys of retirement, man!  (September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook. For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too! Gee, you must be very very old Min.  Of course you lived at the time of Jesus and witness that he was a bad man, did you?  Evidence Min you got all the bullcrap evidence that is why you know that Jesus was such a bad man. Who would doubt your evidence. Not me of course. 
Go pound sand LR.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 3, 2017 at 11:42 am
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2017 at 11:42 am by vorlon13.)
(September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am)Little Rik Wrote:(September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook. For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too! His followers incessant schisms suggest gross incompetence on His part in carrying out His mission, and the resulting confusion regarding His message has resulted in much 'bad'. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
To blow jesus out wouldn't I have to insert him first? That may be what you want but I don't think I'm gonna comply.
Declaring my ass a jesus free zone.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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