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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
#21
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Over the weekend I saw that the new range of action figures for The Last Jedi has been released and I noticed something about the Luke Skywalker figure and had to buy it for a laugh.

Now I'm not sure if it's Luke or Jesus:

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#22
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Jesus is way too cool for you Valkyrie, stick to made up heroes by Hollywood to get your enjoyment from as opposed to the navigators of the just city talked about by Socrates, the Philosopher Kings necessary for the guidance of humanity talked about by Plato.

Nah, keep electing people who are joke and keep looking to be lead by misguided people.

Submission to God - and its representatives and guides - and their followers - it is way too cool for you.

Keep it dull, shades of gray, and all that.

Don't ever look into the inward kingdom....

And make sure to keep mocking every proof and reminder that comes to you.....

Like I said way too cool for you.
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#23
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 7:19 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Jesus is way too cool for you Valkyrie, stick to made up heroes by Hollywood to get your enjoyment from as opposed to the navigators of the just city talked about by Socrates, the Philosopher Kings necessary for the guidance of humanity talked about by Plato.

Nah, keep electing people who are joke and keep looking to be lead by misguided people.

Submission to God - and its representatives and guides - and their followers - it is way too cool for you.

Keep it dull, shades of gray, and all that.

Don't ever look into the inward kingdom....

And make sure to keep mocking every proof and reminder that comes to you.....

Like I said way too cool for you.

Jesus is just as imaginary as Luke Skywalker.

The difference between Star Wars fans and the fans of religion is that WE realise that it's all made up.

As for the rest, feel free to go fuck yourself, you self absorbed, judgemental piece of shit.

Repeatedly.

With a barbed wire dildo.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#24
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 7:19 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Jesus is way too cool for you Valkyrie, stick to made up heroes by Hollywood to get your enjoyment from as opposed to the navigators of the just city talked about by Socrates, the Philosopher Kings necessary for the guidance of humanity talked about by Plato.

Nah, keep electing people who are joke and keep looking to be lead by misguided people.

Submission to God - and its representatives and guides - and their followers - it is way too cool for you.

Keep it dull, shades of gray, and all that.

Don't ever look into the inward kingdom....

And make sure to keep mocking every proof and reminder that comes to you.....

Like I said way too cool for you.


With all due respect, is reason too hot for you to handle? Does the substitution of rhetorical devices for logical argumentation constitute a valid proof in your opinion?











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#25
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
If the Guides to the truth and navigators towards true justice are imaginary, then so is justice, morality, praise, and beauty and so are we, since we are built on these foundations.

If there is nothing but meaningless crap than we are meaningless as what we imagined.

We are not meaningless, and our inner calling calls us through the Guide and Navigator to the just world we should strive to achieve, and to God the Lord of the worlds.

There surely is a path that leads to the truth and there is surely is many falsehoods that lead away from it.


The truth that there is no truth is self-defeating, seeking purpose in denying purpose is destructive, and valuing denying that which ought to be valued most, is ridiculous.


*smiles*
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#26
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
"Blah, blah, blah."

Empty words that you think have meaning because you want them to.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#27
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 7:33 pm)Kernel Sohcahtoa Wrote:
(September 4, 2017 at 7:19 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Jesus is way too cool for you Valkyrie, stick to made up heroes by Hollywood to get your enjoyment from as opposed to the navigators of the just city talked about by Socrates, the Philosopher Kings necessary for the guidance of humanity talked about by Plato.

Nah, keep electing people who are joke and keep looking to be lead by misguided people.

Submission to God - and its representatives and guides - and their followers - it is way too cool for you.

Keep it dull, shades of gray, and all that.

Don't ever look into the inward kingdom....

And make sure to keep mocking every proof and reminder that comes to you.....

Like I said way too cool for you.


With all due respect, is reason too hot for you to handle? Does the substitution of rhetorical devices for logical argumentation constitute a valid proof in your opinion?

I don't think any human can claim they represent reason but the chosen ones.

I rely on the chosen ones, and I rely on the guide, that has clear evidence for his authority.

Neither Dawkins nor Harris represent the right path of reasoning and what reasoning leads to.

Reasoning and reflection is the path the Quran calls to and doesn't value worshiping God without it.

Why should I trust you guys know how to reason properly?  Because you emphasize on it? So what?

I have seen nothing but a mockery of reason from you guys.

The best reasoning is mocked, the best reflections are dismissed, and you are immersed in doubt for the sake of doubting....

If you don't know when to stop doubting, then doubting becomes purposeless, you have to recognize when to realize truth and acknowledge it. When evidence is presented even if it goes against your most treasured desires, you got to abandon it.

The Truth is reason is best represented by God's chosen ones, who can teach us how to recite God's book and connect us to him through that recitation.

They are light and the eyes we are meant to perceive by.

(September 4, 2017 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Blah, blah, blah."

Empty words that you think have meaning because you want them to.

As opposed to you, which wants the words to have no meaning because you don't want them to?
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#28
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 7:40 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: [1] Why should I trust you guys know how to reason properly?  Because you emphasize on it? So what?


[2]If you don't know when to stop doubting, then doubting becomes purposeless, you have to recognize when to realize truth and acknowledge it. When evidence is presented even if it goes against your most treasured desires, you got to abandon it.

Regarding [1], are you sure the truth that you've been espousing is actually truth, or has it become truth because of your personal emphasis/opinions?

Regarding [2], are you willing to apply the part in bold to your present way of thinking?

Thanks for your response and your time.











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#29
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 7:50 pm)Kernel Sohcahtoa Wrote: Regarding [1], are you sure the truth that you've been espousing is actually truth, or has it become truth because of your personal emphasis/opinions?

Regarding [2], are you willing to apply the part in bold to your present way of thinking?

Thanks for your response and your time.

1. I am sure and am increasing in the vision of certainty and it is very enjoyable. Seeing the Creator witness you constantly to the degree you know reality cannot exist and nothing can exist without an absolute God with no equal creating it from his vision and will and that were are his breaths and words, is a certainty that is increasing and increasing with reflection.  

But let me set it straight. It needs your personal opinion to coincide with the truth to see the truth and you need your desire to coincide with submitting to the truth, to come together. 

2. I am, I will abandon any falsehood that becomes apparent to me, and will support every truth that is proven.  And if I don't, then I would fall astray from the path of increasing in vision of the truth to that of being immersed in falsehood mixed with truth.



When I thought Islam was false, I abandoned it. When I realized for certain it is true, I advocated it. I could not follow Islam while I thought it was false, so I didn't.

There came a period where I was neutral regarding it as well, not knowing if it was false or true.

There is no doubt to me we are connected to a reminder, and the family of the reminder, both it's founding Captain of the ship of salvation and his twelve guiding successors,  they are the love of my life,  I appreciate God gifting us with their presence though they suffered and we didn't treat our guests properly, more then anything else I appreciate in this world.

I love them and I love them because I am certain they are by path to God and most noblest leaders, and their authority is that of God's,  they inherited the Prophets, and are the means for humanity to acheiving justice and peace.

The balance. I realize the wisdom and the more higher nature of God's words in Quran. I realize it and it's bright like the sun.

I am certain of Islam, Mohammad and Ali, and the leaders from Fatima's offspring.
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#30
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 7:40 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(September 4, 2017 at 7:33 pm)Kernel Sohcahtoa Wrote: With all due respect, is reason too hot for you to handle? Does the substitution of rhetorical devices for logical argumentation constitute a valid proof in your opinion?

I don't think any human can claim they represent reason but the chosen ones.

I rely on the chosen ones, and I rely on the guide, that has clear evidence for his authority.

Neither Dawkins nor Harris represent the right path of reasoning and what reasoning leads to.

Reasoning and reflection is the path the Quran calls to and doesn't value worshiping God without it.

Why should I trust you guys know how to reason properly?  Because you emphasize on it? So what?

I have seen nothing but a mockery of reason from you guys.

The best reasoning is mocked, the best reflections are dismissed, and you are immersed in doubt for the sake of doubting....

If you don't know when to stop doubting, then doubting becomes purposeless, you have to recognize when to realize truth and acknowledge it. When evidence is presented even if it goes against your most treasured desires, you got to abandon it.

The Truth is reason is best represented by God's chosen ones, who can teach us how to recite God's book and connect us to him through that recitation.

They are light and the eyes we are meant to perceive by.

(September 4, 2017 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Blah, blah, blah."

Empty words that you think have meaning because you want them to.

As opposed to you, which wants the words to have no meaning because you don't want them to?

No.

We just don't take words from a discredited book written on behalf of an illiterate child molester to be anything more than what it is: a control mechanism over the weak minded.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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