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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 12:11 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2017 at 12:12 pm by Cyberman.)
I made Vorlie go ewww! This has been a good day! Big Grin
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 1:30 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2017 at 1:31 pm by Cyberman.)
Actually rik's question put me in mind of a letter in Viz a while back. Something like [with my annotations] "I'm starting to get into [popular soap opera] Coronation Street [running for the last 57 years and counting]. Can anyone bring me up to speed with the plot so far?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 2:56 pm
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#174
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 4:17 pm
Nah - even the Indians weren't that stupid.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 4:52 pm
I am sure that LR will back up his statements with clear evidence, indubitably peer reviewed, LR has a long history of evidenced discussion, and has always admitted when he was wrong.. Such an honest interlocutor will no no doubt never disappoint.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 9:35 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 26, 2017 at 5:23 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2017 at 5:25 am by Little Rik.)
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 28, 2017 at 1:05 am
(September 26, 2017 at 5:23 am)Little Rik Wrote: That is bizarre Min.

Despite all churches build on his name and despite his tomb there in south India he never existed.  Popcorn

Does the existence of the Parthenon make Athena exist?

Does the existence of Disneyland make Mickey Mouse exist?

(Oh, and what is it with you and those stupid fucking avatars in every post, Rik?  What are you, five years old?  Or did you colour so badly in kindergarten that you developed a pathological craving for stickers on your work?)
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 28, 2017 at 8:27 am
(September 28, 2017 at 1:05 am)Astreja Wrote:
(September 26, 2017 at 5:23 am)Little Rik Wrote: That is bizarre Min.

Despite all churches build on his name and despite his tomb there in south India he never existed.  Popcorn

Does the existence of the Parthenon make Athena exist?

Does the existence of Disneyland make Mickey Mouse exist?

(Oh, and what is it with you and those stupid fucking avatars in every post, Rik?  What are you, five years old?  Or did you colour so badly in kindergarten that you developed a pathological craving for stickers on your work?)


Gee, Ast, you are not listening, do you?  I'm all ears!

Didn't I explained to brother Min that it was the aliens from an other planet that came in south India and spread the Christianity?  Bird
One of these funny people pretend to be the apostle Thomas.  Panic
I don't really understand why they did so but this is the real story.  Lightbulb
Giacomino the elf told me so and believe me Giacomino is always right.  Indubitably
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 28, 2017 at 8:56 am
(September 28, 2017 at 8:27 am)Little Rik Wrote: Giacomino the elf told me so and believe me Giacomino is always right.

For values of "right" → 0.

Stuff the little blighter up your rectum.
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