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Question about ouija boards after strange experience
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:04 pm
Online ouija board, have fun:

http://www.brainjar.com/dhtml/ouija/
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2017 at 4:07 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
By the way, Khem, it's funny you should mention d6 as I've been getting back into Warhammer.
(October 4, 2017 at 4:04 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Online ouija board, have fun:

http://www.brainjar.com/dhtml/ouija/

Bah. The theists will probably say "Internet doesn't count. It's not a real ouija board."

Which is annoying. I want a convenient online ouija board that I can play with daily just to piss the theists off.
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:07 pm
Yeah, havin fun?  Anything jump up at you and request that you sign a contract in blood as of yet?  Wink
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:09 pm
If ouija boards weren't complete shite you couldn't ask the same question repeatedly and get completely different answers.
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:11 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2017 at 4:13 pm by Aegon.)
(October 3, 2017 at 9:48 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I wouldn't mess with a oija board.

Lmao Hasbro sells Ouija boards. I think y'all are safe.
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:22 pm
I must admit I find them completely and utterly ouijdiculous.
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:45 pm
(October 4, 2017 at 11:31 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(October 4, 2017 at 11:12 am)Khemikal Wrote: Are we really being lectured on the clear and present demonic danger of board games? Rational christians don't honestly believe that they can cast a magic spell (intentionally or otherwise) with painted pieces of card stock and a cheap plastic lens...do they?

Because they aren't just board games. They are props surrounding the deliberate cultivation of altered states of consciousness with the intention of manifesting a supernatural result through evil spirits. Scoff if you want, but personally, I think messing with any kind of occult practice is dangerous - especially for non-believers.

At what stage in the manufacturing process is the demon summoner inserted, and how does said entity distinguish catholic from atheist?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:50 pm
(October 4, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(October 4, 2017 at 11:31 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Because they aren't just board games. They are props surrounding the deliberate cultivation of altered states of consciousness with the intention of manifesting a supernatural result through evil spirits. Scoff if you want, but personally, I think messing with any kind of occult practice is dangerous - especially for non-believers.

At what stage in the manufacturing process is the demon summoner inserted, and how does said entity distinguish catholic from atheist?

I can't definitively answer your second question, but there's a good rule of thumb that all demons understand: Catholic schoolgirl outfit on a schoolgirl? Probably Catholic. Catholic schoolgirl outfit on a woman? Good chance she's a heathen. And so is her boyfriend.
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 4:55 pm
(October 4, 2017 at 1:07 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: Ok, now tell me how I summon a sexy demon. I need to know for a friend.

Pay the travel expenses and buy beer and Pizza and I'll be right over.
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RE: Question about ouija boards after strange experience
October 4, 2017 at 5:10 pm
I dunno about sexy demon but I know how to summon an unsexy demon. Just invite John McCririck over. He's a freaking monstrosity:





Monstrosity.
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