Damned Catholics

[Minimalist]

Not 'archaeologist'. I've had a few run-ins with him as well :S

Wait! You KNOW that asshole?

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A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much
communion wine before hand and had to piss really bad. So when
the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him,

"Would you mind sitting in for me while I visit the bathroom?"

The man, being a pleasant soul, said he would.

So the priest showed him a list of sins and the corresponding
penances to go along with them. The man was pretty sure that he
had things under control.

He was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Mary's, Rosaries
and everything was going good. Then a lady came in and said,

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a
blowjob."

The man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He
crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but
couldn't find a penance. So he asked an Altar Boy,

"Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?"

To which the kid replied,

"He usually gives us two candy bars and a coke."

[Minimalist]

No way.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/103226/2...riests.htm

Some Catholics are calling for a halt to that process, at least until all the information is made public about what role John Paul II played, not only in the letter to the Irish clergy, but in other cover-ups of predatory priests around the world.

"It is clear to an objective bystander that John Paul II was the leader of the Vatican's cover-up of sexual abuse by clergy," said Anne Barrett Doyle, co-director of BishopAccountability.org. "The facts that have come to light should absolutely delay the current effort to canonize him."

And you can bet your ass that the pious fucks will never slow down their rush to claim that this pervert enabler be made a "saint." The prime mover will be his right-hand man in the cover up who, when his turn comes will expect to be made a "saint" too. What's his miracle? He made altar boys' assholes larger.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/04/us/04p...?src=twrhp

The Roman Catholic Diocese of Wilmington, Del., agreed late Wednesday to settle for $77 million with 146 victims of sexual abuse by clergy members and to release internal church documents about how the church hierarchy handled the allegations of abuse.

$77 million for 146 victims in a very small state. The depths of catholic depravity are still being explored.

[Thor]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/04/us/04p...?src=twrhp

The Roman Catholic Diocese of Wilmington, Del., agreed late Wednesday to settle for $77 million with 146 victims of sexual abuse by clergy members and to release internal church documents about how the church hierarchy handled the allegations of abuse.

$77 million for 146 victims in a very small state. The depths of catholic depravity are still being explored.

Can you imagine the response if some organization asked you to donate to them because they have to pay off victims who were sexually abused by their members? And yet, people continue to hand their money over to these lowlifes.

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Yes, Thor...more evidence for my assertion that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a true catholic.

[Thor]

Yes, Thor...more evidence for my assertion that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a true catholic.

My brother-in-law's son was baptised by a priest who was later found to be molesting altar boys. But they still dutifully attend mass every week! Absolutely sickening.

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And they get another one.

http://www.kentucky.com/2011/02/05/16230...ni_popular

OWENSBORO — An Owensboro man who shot and killed himself Thursday morning in the parking lot of Blessed Mother Catholic Church made a post on his Facebook page earlier in the day about the "pain and torment" he experienced because of sexual abuse in the Catholic church.

What is of course truly ironic here is that the Men in Black Dresses will teach that this poor bastard will burn in hell for eternity because he killed himself. Meanwhile, the priests who butt-fucked him will be transferred to other posts and will get to tell pappy jesus "I'm sorry, Pappy Jesus" and pappy jesus will "forgive them."

So they can go do it again.

[Ashendant]

And they get another one.

http://www.kentucky.com/2011/02/05/16230...ni_popular

OWENSBORO — An Owensboro man who shot and killed himself Thursday morning in the parking lot of Blessed Mother Catholic Church made a post on his Facebook page earlier in the day about the "pain and torment" he experienced because of sexual abuse in the Catholic church.

What is of course truly ironic here is that the Men in Black Dresses will teach that this poor bastard will burn in hell for eternity because he killed himself. Meanwhile, the priests who butt-fucked him will be transferred to other posts and will get to tell pappy jesus "I'm sorry, Pappy Jesus" and pappy jesus will "forgive them."

So they can go do it again.

[Minimalist]

The Gift That Keeps On Giving.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ds-newsxml

Two priests, a former priest and a former Catholic school teacher have been charged with sexually assaulting two young boys in Philadelphia, it has emerged.

A former church official has also been charged with child endangerment.

Rev Charles Engelhardt, 64, former priest Edward Avery, 68, and former sixth-grade school teacher, Bernard Shero, 47, were charged with the alleged rape and sexual assault of the same boy between 1998 and 2000 in St. Jerome parish, the Inquirer reported.