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**Minimalist** · January 28, 2011 at 9:26 pm

(January 28, 2011 at 6:15 pm)Darwinian Wrote: Not 'archaeologist'. I've had a few run-ins with him as well :S

Wait! You KNOW that asshole?

**Minimalist** · January 29, 2011 at 2:55 am

Quote:A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much
communion wine before hand and had to piss really bad. So when
the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him,

"Would you mind sitting in for me while I visit the bathroom?"

The man, being a pleasant soul, said he would.

So the priest showed him a list of sins and the corresponding
penances to go along with them. The man was pretty sure that he
had things under control.

He was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Mary's, Rosaries
and everything was going good. Then a lady came in and said,

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a
blowjob."

The man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He
crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but
couldn't find a penance. So he asked an Altar Boy,

"Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?"

To which the kid replied,

"He usually gives us two candy bars and a coke."

**Minimalist** · January 31, 2011 at 1:23 pm

**Minimalist** · February 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm

Thor · February 4, 2011 at 12:27 pm

(February 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/04/us/04p...?src=twrhp

Quote:The Roman Catholic Diocese of Wilmington, Del., agreed late Wednesday to settle for $77 million with 146 victims of sexual abuse by clergy members and to release internal church documents about how the church hierarchy handled the allegations of abuse.

$77 million for 146 victims in a very small state. The depths of catholic depravity are still being explored.

Can you imagine the response if some organization asked you to donate to them because they have to pay off victims who were sexually abused by their members? And yet, people continue to hand their money over to these lowlifes.

**Minimalist** · February 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Yes, Thor...more evidence for my assertion that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a true catholic.

Thor · February 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm

(February 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yes, Thor...more evidence for my assertion that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a true catholic.

My brother-in-law's son was baptised by a priest who was later found to be molesting altar boys. But they still dutifully attend mass every week! Absolutely sickening.

**Minimalist** · February 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm

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