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What’s your age and butt size
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Age 60. Can usually squeeze into 38/32 pants or women's size 18 as long as the pant legs are relaxed-fit.
RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 27, 2018 at 12:26 am
(This post was last modified: January 27, 2018 at 12:27 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Shit son, @240 I still need a belt to keep 38's on my ass. Nobody wants to moon anybody while they're bailin grass!
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33.
Still just right. 
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37, 6 foot, 176lbs, but I can't bounce anything off my butt (guessing that means toned)
 
23, 6 foot 3, about 200 lbs. I'd say my butt is pleasingly proportioned, one of my better features.
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I've picked up about a pound a year average since 1977, 265 right now. Nothing to complain about, really.
I could say the same as Val ... still just right
 ,...but somehow in the last four months I've lost almost 20 lbs
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42 and still gnarled. I did buy some size 44 pants before that wedding of my cousin's up near Stockton, so there's that.
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It's funny I have stretch marks from my recent pregnancy but with those I'm like eh that's what happens oh well. On the other hand I feel like my butt has lost its bubble and it's flatter now. This is what makes me sad lol of everything to lose not my bubble butt!!
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