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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 27, 2017 at 6:52 am
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so my age ...???
I have as many years as i look...or maybe better neee..this may not be the best way  it will turn out that i look old... hehe
then better will be....I have so many years as I feel 
But in our country we don't ask the ladies about they age so let's assume that i am a lady hehe
and my butt? is fine, plays his role very well.. 
btw this is the only part of me that i like... so i won't speak about it badly...
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
December 1, 2017 at 2:30 pm
I’m 38, and some people here could probably vouch for my butt. :p
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 26, 2018 at 9:15 pm
(November 26, 2017 at 8:17 pm)J a c k Wrote: I’m 32 and my butt measures 14 tacos in the last month and a half, plus a few beers, decimal... a couple squatts and half a protein shake. I feel like my butt is a bit small compared to my mom’s, yet round enough to be considered a booty. I think my booty reflects my age, even though I feel more immature while hoping everyone says, “Say whaaaaaaaat? Nah, giiiirl! You’re like, soooo mature.” So, hey, I’m curious, ya know? I was just laying here and curiosity came upon me and has been nagging me all day. I wonder how old these people are and how much their butts measure. How old are you and do you have a butt, booty, or bomb-biggidy-bum?
Err... I don't know. I mean - I don't know the size of my butt. I never took the time to measure it. But I did measure something else. Something that fits in the description "6,3 inches in length and 2 inches in width"...  Oh, and... I'm 33 at the time of writing this post.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 26, 2018 at 9:30 pm
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(November 26, 2017 at 8:17 pm)J a c k Wrote: I’m 32 and my butt measures 14 tacos in the last month and a half, plus a few beers, decimal... a couple squatts and half a protein shake. I feel like my butt is a bit small compared to my mom’s, yet round enough to be considered a booty. I think my booty reflects my age, even though I feel more immature while hoping everyone says, “Say whaaaaaaaat? Nah, giiiirl! You’re like, soooo mature.” So, hey, I’m curious, ya know? I was just laying here and curiosity came upon me and has been nagging me all day. I wonder how old these people are and how much their butts measure. How old are you and do you have a butt, booty, or bomb-biggidy-bum?
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 26, 2018 at 9:58 pm
How embarrassing. Lol
I made this thread back when as a parody of a thread that pool made regarding another body part that I don’t remember haha
Now it just doesn’t make sense all by itself
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 26, 2018 at 10:47 pm
52 and I have a butt like Kermit
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 26, 2018 at 10:49 pm
Interesting how almost every person who has posted their age here is in their 30s.
Me? I'm 34, soon to be 35. And my butt is apparently sexy, according to my partner. But looking at it, I think I really do need to cut down on the "take away" food.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 27, 2018 at 12:02 am
OMG how did I miss this thread!?!
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 27, 2018 at 12:04 am
Old and it's bigger than I want it to be.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
January 27, 2018 at 12:06 am
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No matter how tubby I get, you can still bounce quarters off my shit.
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