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Made a preacherman run away.
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#11
RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 2:07 pm
Now that's a mighty fine preacher man, um............ on closer inspection woman.
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#12
RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 2:17 pm
Get better soon GS.
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#13
RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 2:59 pm
No "thoughts and prayers"?
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RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 3:02 pm
(December 3, 2017 at 1:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: An early notch came when my Dr. in Indiana OD'd me on oxycontin. (I was in a fog from day one.) While recovering I was in hospital and had a urinal event going. The hospital chaplain, a woman, steamed into my room without knocking.

"Hi, I'm our chaplain! How's it going?

"It ain't, and if it doesn't they'll have to put a catheter in it."

She looked at the sheet tentage and realized I had my dick in my hand right then.

She never visited me again.

That's were they went wrong. Given your fascination with guns and all things that go bang they should have thrown a bucket of cordite over you. Ten minutes later you would have been jumping around like a two year old.

Get well soon. Cheers!
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#15
RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 4:04 pm
(December 3, 2017 at 2:59 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: No "thoughts and prayers"?
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Did you get shot?
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RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 4:08 pm
(December 3, 2017 at 4:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 3, 2017 at 2:59 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: No "thoughts and prayers"?
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Did you get shot?

Recently? No.
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#17
RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 4:28 pm
Thoughts and prayers are only for shootings and maybe hurricanes on islands inhabited by Spanish-speaking 'Murricans.

I think the republicunts have patented that.
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RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 4:29 pm
(December 3, 2017 at 4:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Thoughts and prayers are only for shootings and maybe hurricanes on islands inhabited by Spanish-speaking 'Murricans.

I think the republicunts have patented that.
Seen it sent out for trivial shit.
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#19
RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 5:41 pm
Get well soon.

And, hopefully, his colleagues won't see you as a challenge and bug you further.

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#20
RE: Made a preacherman run away.
December 3, 2017 at 5:43 pm
I might find myself perhaps a bit itchy to see if I could turn a faithful into a former faithful . . .

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