I echo the Marines' sentiment. "Heaven won't have us and Hell's afraid we'll take over."
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Rebellion against god
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 (January 29, 2018 at 11:17 am)Longhorn Wrote:(January 29, 2018 at 11:11 am)Lucanus Wrote: I'd say "yo what the fuck man, dick move" Ayyyyyyyyy I'm back and more Anarcho Socialist than ever
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
"God" can suck my dick.
Already does, if the stories can be trusted. Kind of rolled up in omnipresence.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Meh, enough torture will break anyone. Doesn't matter who the person with the power to inflict it on you is, unless they're incompetent, you'll tell them whatever you think they want to hear, sooner or later. Doesn't take omnipotence or eternity, just cruelty.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
Part of why I don't really worry about what I'd do if the hot coals were applied long enough. It's not like I'd be in there anymore. May as well just hit me over the head repeatedly with a rock until I agree, same effect.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I think I would ask him why he made the whole universe one big red herring, with all evidence pointing to his non-existence. If he blamed me for coming to most rational decision, then he can go fuck himself.
 (January 28, 2018 at 1:20 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Oh well, if it's a fantasy scenario - and how can it be anything else - in that case I wait until "God's" back is turned, crack him over the head with an iron bar (biblical kryptonite) then use him as a shield while I stage a mass breakout from the hell it created. Then once we have him surrounded and on his knees begging for the mercy it can never have, I take my trusty god-slaying axe and behead the foul monster for crimes against the Universe. I keep the head on my wall and throw darts at it occasionally. Why don't you go join the Satanist forums then you sick F*CK. Although, they can do nothing to our God the Father of the Universe, for then they will be cast out further then they have been before. No offense. I assume you do not consider this Argument existing as you are not considering my God existent.  (February 12, 2018 at 5:01 pm)Imabeliever Wrote: Why don't you go join the Satanist forums then you sick F*CK. Nice first impression there, buddy. You seem like a guy who takes an honest and fair look at all sides of an argument. (Welcome to the forums!) |
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