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Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 24, 2018 at 11:16 pm
The economy couldn't withstand the blow.
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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 24, 2018 at 11:52 pm
Since when is easter about religion? Just give me a cadbury egg and a nice brunch and I'll call it good. But screw Jesus.
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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 25, 2018 at 12:42 am
Consumerism. Buy buy buy until you're broke. It's okay, your wallet will recover in time for the next holiday.
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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 25, 2018 at 2:12 am
(March 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Easter otta be on a Sabbath day Jesus would have recognized, like sunset Friday to sunset Saturday.  It was good enough to Jesus, why Christians think they know better is a fucking mystery.

Arrogant heretics they are !!!

Hey mr. smarty, we know what the Jewish sabbath is and that Jesus taught and worshiped on that day, why, because He had not rose from the grave yet. Most Christians today worship on Sunday to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus and why, because we believe what Paul said, if Jesus never rose from the grave then we (Christians) are the biggest fools of all. You do not see us celebrating Good Friday do you, know why, because we know we are as guilty as the Jewish priesthood and the Romans for Jesus death. It is the part of Christianity that Christians actually dislike but we know it was a necessity, the perfect Lamb had to pay the price we could never do.

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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 25, 2018 at 6:13 am
(March 25, 2018 at 2:12 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(March 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Easter otta be on a Sabbath day Jesus would have recognized, like sunset Friday to sunset Saturday.  It was good enough to Jesus, why Christians think they know better is a fucking mystery.

Arrogant heretics they are !!!

Hey mr. smarty, we know what the Jewish sabbath is and that Jesus taught and worshiped on that day, why, because He had not rose from the grave yet. Most Christians today worship on Sunday to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus and why, because we believe what Paul said, if Jesus never rose from the grave then we (Christians) are the biggest fools of all. You do not see us celebrating Good Friday do you, know why, because we know we are as guilty as the Jewish priesthood and the Romans for Jesus death. It is the part of Christianity that Christians actually dislike but we know it was a necessity, the perfect Lamb had to pay the price we could never do.

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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 25, 2018 at 10:23 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 10:24 pm by vorlon13.)
Jewish lunar calendar is still good enough to divine the date of Easter though. But not the Sabbath.

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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 25, 2018 at 10:24 pm
I feel another schism coming on . . .

Lordy! It's gonna be a BIG UN !!!!!
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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 25, 2018 at 11:28 pm
Quote:Most Christians today worship on Sunday to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus and why,

Because some fucking pope told them to, dumb-dumb.
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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 26, 2018 at 8:56 am
(March 24, 2018 at 11:52 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Since when is easter about religion?  Just give me a cadbury egg and a nice brunch and I'll call it good.  But screw Jesus.

Momo and I have an easter tradition.  Our holiday is the week after easter, when the bins of caramel filled eggs go on sale 10 for a dollar.  We buy the kroger right the fuck out.  We're not even nice about it.  We muscle in and snatch em up.  

-just like republican jesus would have wanted.  Wink
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RE: Hey Min, Get Ready To Have A Field Day
March 26, 2018 at 9:22 am
Last time was 1956.
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