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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.

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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
April 3, 2018 at 1:53 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
April 3, 2018 at 1:56 pm

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
April 3, 2018 at 1:59 pm
OOOOh, can I do a Min,

Jesus can self-flatulate out of his bottom.

Damn, it sucks to be English, Min does it sooo much better.
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RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
April 3, 2018 at 2:41 pm
The police were called to a black residence, and nobody got shot? It's an Easter miracle.
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RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
April 3, 2018 at 2:43 pm
(April 3, 2018 at 1:59 pm)JackRussell Wrote: OOOOh, can I do a Min,

Jesus can self-flatulate out of his bottom.

Damn, it sucks to be English, Min does it sooo much better.

Practice, lad.  Practice!
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