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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
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Mom tasers/stun-guns kid to get him out of bed for church on Easter.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts...42d1415743 Thought christianity was based on attraction, apparently not.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (April 3, 2018 at 1:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Mom tasers/stun-guns kid to get him out of bed for church on Easter. "Mom" should be jailed. Yes it's about attraction: "believe what I believe or you'll burn in hell!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
OOOOh, can I do a Min,
Jesus can self-flatulate out of his bottom. Damn, it sucks to be English, Min does it sooo much better. 
The police were called to a black residence, and nobody got shot? It's an Easter miracle.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  |
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