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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
#1
Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
Mom tasers/stun-guns kid to get him out of bed for church on Easter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts...42d1415743

Thought christianity was based on attraction, apparently not.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#2
RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
(April 3, 2018 at 1:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Mom tasers/stun-guns kid to get him out of bed for church on Easter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts...42d1415743

Thought christianity was based on attraction, apparently not.

"Mom" should be jailed.

Yes it's about attraction: "believe what I believe or you'll burn in hell!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#3
RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
OOOOh, can I do a Min,

Jesus can self-flatulate out of his bottom.

Damn, it sucks to be English, Min does it sooo much better.
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#4
RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
The police were called to a black residence, and nobody got shot? It's an Easter miracle.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
(April 3, 2018 at 1:59 pm)JackRussell Wrote: OOOOh, can I do a Min,

Jesus can self-flatulate out of his bottom.

Damn, it sucks to be English, Min does it sooo much better.

Practice, lad.  Practice!
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