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Dumb As A Bag of Hair
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Yes, if you believe the christian god exists, you believe he cursed the world with disease and such after Eve ate a fruit. Although I've known people to excuse it as "he was just saying what was going to happen, not specifically make it happen". He seems perfectly willing to inflict plagues and bomb cities with meteors later in the bible, though.
An omnipotent and omniscient being would necessarily be responsible for the existence of cancer, whether creating it directly or merely allowing it to come into existence. Those two omnis make you responsible for everything.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
God is a cunt.
If god exists, she should know the cure for cancer.
Yet another lack of communication from above. 
Cancer = emerods ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
So because (allegedly) my great great, great, great, x however many grandpa ate an apple, I deserve to potentially get cancer or I guess the health problems I actually already do have.
It takes a primitive mind to make this kind of shit up.
That's a brutal reading of the myth anyway. All god cursed adam with was a job - since he'd just knocked a girl up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
"Creationist" says all I need to know about their intellect, their honesty, and their credibility.
"Ken Ham" says all I need to know about their integrity. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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