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Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:47 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Kit Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I assumed you middle name was "Target"?

Nah, that's my Halloween costume. A target on my behind. Naughty

I actually have no comeback (pun intended) for that one.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:51 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Kit Wrote: Nah, that's my Halloween costume.  A target on my behind.  Naughty

I actually have no comeback (pun intended) for that one.

OMG There must be a god after all. 

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:55 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:51 pm)Joods Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I actually have no comeback (pun intended) for that one.

OMG There must be a god after all. 

Beccs was silenced!!!

Yeah, don't get used to it!

And stop invoking imaginary friends!

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:00 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:51 pm)Joods Wrote: OMG There must be a god after all. 

Beccs was silenced!!!

Yeah, don't get used to it!

And stop invoking imaginary friends!

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NO! 

God Dammit it's fun!  Big Grin Big Grin
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:05 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 8:00 pm)Joods Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yeah, don't get used to it!

And stop invoking imaginary friends!

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NO! 

God Dammit it's fun!  Big Grin Big Grin

Poppy will get you, heathen!
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm
It's TRUE.  It's TRUE!!!

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#17
RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 8:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 8:00 pm)Joods Wrote: NO! 

God Dammit it's fun!  Big Grin Big Grin

Poppy will get you, heathen!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 


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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:10 pm
But then man created gatherings to worship Poppy. Some wanted Poppy to remain much the same but others wanted to confer even greater flavorings unto Poppy. Out of this came buttered and cheesy and kettle and a host of others. Some even began co-mingling with nuts and spices. And there was much gnashing of teeth and enmity arose  between the different flavorings of Poppy.
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#19
RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:17 pm
We need Popeye's Pappy to Pop in to Prove the Providence of the Popcorn Papa.


We're already working on the scripture.

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's TRUE.  It's TRUE!!!

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