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Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 7:16 pm
Younger and hornier.
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 7:18 pm
(May 15, 2018 at 7:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Younger and hornier.

I look at your avatar and question the latter part of that assertion.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 7:28 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2018 at 7:29 pm by Fireball.)
I was an ape. I haven't changed much.
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 7:45 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2018 at 7:46 pm by ignoramus.)
(May 15, 2018 at 7:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 15, 2018 at 7:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I was a talking snake
Now I'm a talking ass! hehe

Thought you were a bunny?

I am! That's what I mean! See!
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 7:46 pm
(May 15, 2018 at 7:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I was a talking snake
Now I'm a talking ass! hehe

Meaning you fart a lot?
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 7:48 pm
I whistle. You know, virgin ass and all.
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May 15, 2018 at 8:51 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2018 at 8:54 pm by Fireball.)
(May 15, 2018 at 7:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I whistle. You know, virgin ass and all.

*squeeeeeeeeaaaak*

Though I bet there's been a mawnster or two strained out. Undecided
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 9:28 pm
mine comes out like spaghetti!
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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 9:29 pm
Dangerous.

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RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
May 15, 2018 at 9:54 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2018 at 9:55 pm by Fireball.)
(May 15, 2018 at 9:28 pm)ignoramus Wrote: mine comes out like spaghetti!

That's a lot of holes in the ol' pasta maker, bud. Tongue
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