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"Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"

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"Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"
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#31
RE: "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"
June 7, 2018 at 12:20 pm
(June 7, 2018 at 7:10 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guy, I'm so proud of you all.

This thread's titled "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me" and we're all giving it the attention it deserves. lol. Well done ...no sarcasm.
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RE: "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"
June 7, 2018 at 12:47 pm
(June 7, 2018 at 8:28 am)mh.brewer Wrote: It just means that this god wants all the others behind him. 

What would other gods be doing back there?

To quote Khem: butt stuff.
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June 7, 2018 at 3:21 pm
(June 7, 2018 at 12:47 pm)Joods Wrote:
(June 7, 2018 at 8:28 am)mh.brewer Wrote: It just means that this god wants all the others behind him. 

What would other gods be doing back there?

To quote Khem: butt stuff.

I suppose there could be a Broke Back Mtn. outside of space and time.
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June 7, 2018 at 3:26 pm
It'd be the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.
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June 7, 2018 at 3:29 pm
(June 7, 2018 at 3:26 pm)Joods Wrote: It'd be the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

Prequel? 

The original concept for the penis.
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#36
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June 7, 2018 at 3:33 pm
Oh oh oh! I know!

Mountain Penis!
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June 7, 2018 at 3:38 pm
Mountain Pre-nis?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"
June 7, 2018 at 5:25 pm
(June 7, 2018 at 3:38 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Mountain Pre-nis?

No no no...
Prepenis.
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June 7, 2018 at 6:14 pm
(June 7, 2018 at 3:33 pm)Joods Wrote: Oh oh oh!  I know!

Mountain Mounting Penis!

FTFY
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RE: "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"
June 7, 2018 at 6:37 pm
Note that rape and slavery are not among those suggestions.

Neither is, "Though shalt not diddle kiddes!).
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