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Mike Pence
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Mike Pence
August 6, 2018 at 10:22 pm
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RE: Mike Pence
August 7, 2018 at 12:33 pm
You didn't get the memo, Min?

"Family Values" are so yesterday. As long as you publicly blow Jesus for the yokels and hew to the party-approved tax and deregulation agenda, you can overlook all the things you previously used to criticize your opponents if one of your own is equally guilty. Shit, infidelity? Pence is way past that point. He'll eventually pardon Trump for selling us out to Russian interests, and the party faithful will clap like trained seals in 2020.

Scumbags.
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RE: Mike Pence
August 7, 2018 at 1:39 pm
Jesus was clearly espousing heresy when he uttered His sinful prohibition against adultery.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Mike Pence
August 7, 2018 at 1:50 pm
Yeah... and they really hate that "turn the other cheek" shit.
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RE: Mike Pence
August 7, 2018 at 1:51 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2018 at 1:51 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Depends on the kind of cheek they're turning, I think.  "Context", as they always say. Wink
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RE: Mike Pence
August 7, 2018 at 2:50 pm
Mike pence should be dumped on top of trump in a common pauper’s lime pit.
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RE: Mike Pence
August 7, 2018 at 5:48 pm
Fuck that guy.
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