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International Blasphemy Rights Day!
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 (September 6, 2018 at 7:22 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Prayer is like masturbation! Feels good, but does not do much for the person you are thinking about! I have a meme I used in response to “I’ll pray for you” messages on FB. Don’t pray for me. The thought of you on your knees rubbing your sweaty hand together while thinking of me is creeping me out!”
Dying to live, living to die.
 (September 6, 2018 at 7:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 6, 2018 at 7:22 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Prayer is like masturbation! Feels good, but does not do much for the person you are thinking about! With certain people that would work for me.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
GUBU
Education: None. Skills: None. Merits: None  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist
October 26th, we're finally getting the chance to remove blasphemy from our constituion. Hopefully Pakistan will no longer be able to use us to justify its death penalty for blasphemy.
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli
Home   (September 7, 2018 at 6:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(August 19, 2018 at 4:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Love ya, chimp, but isn't promoting 'International Blasphemy Rights Day' on an international atheist forum rather like promoting 'International Breathe In And Out Day'? For some maybe..  (September 7, 2018 at 6:55 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote:(September 7, 2018 at 6:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yes, but breathing in and out is still recommended. OOOhhhh, If only I could name the names! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(August 19, 2018 at 4:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Love ya, chimp, but isn't promoting 'International Blasphemy Rights Day' on an international atheist forum rather like promoting 'International Breathe In And Out Day'? Love ya too, Boru. No, breathing is a necessity. This is more like going to the gym. Blasphemy is a muscle. Use it or lose it!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Here's my divine revelation on how Holy Ghost impregnated the Virgin Mary but still allows The Lord God Almighty to be Jesus father:
Holy Ghost fellates God and swallows. Holy Ghost's digestive tract processes God's Holy Jiz into a nice little Sacred Turd. Holy Ghost stops by Virgin Mary's place, scissors with her a while and poops the Sacred Turd right thru her intact hymen and all the way into her right Fallopian tube and Jesus is CONCEIVED !!! Now it's up to the heretics to prove it didn't happen that way. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Sickest joke I know:
How do you know the priest has been fucking your little brother in the ass? His dick tastes like shit! Dark!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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