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How do you want to go?

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How do you want to go?
Anomalocaris Offline
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 2:50 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2018 at 4:33 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(September 23, 2018 at 12:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In a siege.

Fighting off the emergency responders and taking out the hostages!


What?

After the scene is finally cleared, the forensic team found there was mysteriously one less set of aunidentifiable remains amongst the wreckage than expected.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 3:18 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 2:21 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 23, 2018 at 2:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 90.

..while jump out a window with your pants in your hand.

At 90?  Maybe if its a ground floor window.... and I have a ladder.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 3:30 pm
Instantly (either by accident or disease). If faced with a lingering death, I have a painless plan to just slip away.
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#24
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 3:32 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 3:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 23, 2018 at 2:21 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ..while jump out a window with your pants in your hand.

At 90?  Maybe if its a ground floor window.... and I have a ladder.

It’s a floor to ceiling window. You were shot as you stumbled over your walker mid exist.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 3:37 pm
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 4:14 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 3:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 23, 2018 at 2:21 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ..while jump out a window with your pants in your hand.

At 90?  Maybe if its a ground floor window.... and I have a ladder.

Yah kinda miss the point there.  Rolleyes
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 24, 2018 at 12:04 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2018 at 12:05 am by Fake Messiah.)
That I fall during ice skating and ice skater behind me runs over my neck with ice blades and decapitates me.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 24, 2018 at 5:09 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2018 at 5:09 am by ignoramus.)
I'd love to die whilst having sex of course.

Actually, NO! Gimme another 10 minutes after that so I can ring my mates and tell 'em... Big Grin
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