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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:04 pm
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Hey..on that note (and this is totally a sideline)..what can magic book do, anyway, what with being so damned magic and all? Is is faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a locomotive? Can it stop a heart or make women spontaneously orgasm? People are always telling me what great things their magic book is about to do...and it occurrs to me that there are a bunch of em lying around..in thrift shops, store shelves..free in the dresser at the roach motel......
...if they do have magic powers, that might be useful (though, I sort of think if they did..and given how many are just cluttering the place up..we'd have noticed by now...).....it would be great to have a list of what they can do!
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:13 pm
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Quote:That is you can do muta but if you are going to get married, you still need to ask the permission of their family!
Well, gee! I’m relieved to hear that the guy who wants to fuck me has to make sure it’s okay with my dad before he does it! And here I thought Allah was a misogynistic asshole.
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:17 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 1:13 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Quote:That is you can do muta but if you are going to get married, you still need to ask the permission of their family!
Well, gee! It’s relieving to know that the guy who wants to fuck me has to make sure it’s okay with my dad before he does it! And here I thought Allah was a misogynistic asshole.
Family permission is required for marriage in Islam. It's so hasty bad decisions don't happen!
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:19 pm
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Yes, yes, daddys input is required to make good decisions when it comes to his daughters vagina.
Decisions such as how many sheep her vagina is worth, for example. Wouldn't want her to get played with three sheep when her vagina is worth at least four!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 12:45 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: (November 10, 2018 at 12:41 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Maybe because the disgusting thing is what magic book says...I mean, shot in the dark, lol?
...............................................if it wasn't..you wouldn't have had to reinterpret it in the first place.......huh?
Not true. If there are indeed dark forces and dark magic regarding it, and Satan and his forces cast suggestions regarding and there are knots and locks to be broken, than it make sense that this clear interpretation which is logical and good would not be assumed and the worse interpretation would happen, given that the nation is blind to most of the Quran anyways!
So let me see if I've got this straight. You use the existence of dark forces to establish that your interpretation of Quran is true. And you use your interpretation of Quran to establish that dark forces exist.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that that I can see. lol.
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:21 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 1:17 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: (November 10, 2018 at 1:13 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well, gee! It’s relieving to know that the guy who wants to fuck me has to make sure it’s okay with my dad before he does it! And here I thought Allah was a misogynistic asshole.
Family permission is required for marriage in Islam. It's so hasty bad decisions don't happen!
Bold mine.
Where, exactly, in the book does it say that? I’m curious to know.
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:22 pm
In the same place it says that you can't have slaves.
Nowhere.
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:22 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: (November 10, 2018 at 12:45 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Not true. If there are indeed dark forces and dark magic regarding it, and Satan and his forces cast suggestions regarding and there are knots and locks to be broken, than it make sense that this clear interpretation which is logical and good would not be assumed and the worse interpretation would happen, given that the nation is blind to most of the Quran anyways!
So let me see if I've got this straight. You use the existence of dark forces to establish that your interpretation of Quran is true. And you use your interpretation of Quran to establish that dark forces exist.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that that I can see. lol.
Lol, nothing straight about that particular argument.
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:30 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 1:21 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (November 10, 2018 at 1:17 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Family permission is required for marriage in Islam. It's so hasty bad decisions don't happen!
Bold mine.
Where, exactly, in the book does it say that? I’m curious to know. I will make a thread about that, because it's implicitly implied when you gather all verses about the subject.
It's going off-course from this thread. What I wanted to show is that Muta is the proper interpretation of the verses that are misinterpreted to be about slavery.
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RE: "who your Oaths give access over" vs "right hand possess"
November 10, 2018 at 1:32 pm
You managed to show, only, that it was your reinterpretation.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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