(January 2, 2019 at 8:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(January 2, 2019 at 5:47 pm)unfogged Wrote: These are pretty tired jokes.
Are you getting wheely tyred of them?
Boru
You hit your peak, I think this is a recession joke at this point.
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Did nobody teach this guy to read?
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 You hit your peak, I think this is a recession joke at this point. 
Somebody is chained to this thread and can't brake away. Just sayin'.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Well this thread to pull on the brakes before it spins downhill.
Well, I think the dude was heroic. He was trying to free that bicycle before the trappers came and clubbed it to death.
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it." (January 3, 2019 at 6:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Well, I think the dude was heroic. He was trying to free that bicycle before the trappers came and clubbed it to death. Yes, an "Urban Reformer making a political statement". Channeling/paraphrasing Heinlein for that one.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
We don't see the rest of the story.
The guy explains to the cop that it's an emergency, and he so desperately needs a bike, that had to take the one in front of the police station, even though he knew it was a risk. The cop buys the story, releases the perp, and lets him off with a warning. Then he gives him the bike, tazes him, and sends him on his way.
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Dr H "So, I became an anarchist, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." (January 9, 2019 at 5:09 pm)Dr H Wrote: We don't see the rest of the story. So, if he is in need of help, he should have gone in and talked to the police instead of trying to steal the bike. If what you say is true, he is lucky, but technically he should have been charged. (January 9, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(January 9, 2019 at 5:09 pm)Dr H Wrote: We don't see the rest of the story. 
(January 10, 2019 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(January 9, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So, if he is in need of help, he should have gone in and talked to the police instead of trying to steal the bike. If what you say is true, he is lucky, but technically he should have been charged. You got me.   
(January 10, 2019 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(January 9, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So, if he is in need of help, he should have gone in and talked to the police instead of trying to steal the bike. If what you say is true, he is lucky, but technically he should have been charged. He was. Negatively. 
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