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Did nobody teach this guy to read?
#21
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
(January 2, 2019 at 8:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 2, 2019 at 5:47 pm)unfogged Wrote: These are pretty tired jokes.

Are you getting wheely tyred of them?

Boru

You hit your peak, I think this is a recession joke at this point.
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#22
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
Somebody is chained to this thread and can't brake away. Just sayin'.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#23
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
Well this thread to pull on the brakes before it spins downhill.
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#24
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
Well, I think the dude was heroic. He was trying to free that bicycle before the trappers came and clubbed it to death.

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
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#25
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
(January 3, 2019 at 6:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Well, I think the dude was heroic. He was trying to free that bicycle before the trappers came and clubbed it to death.

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

Yes, an "Urban Reformer making a political statement". Channeling/paraphrasing Heinlein for that one.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#26
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
We don't see the rest of the story.

The guy explains to the cop that it's an emergency, and he so desperately needs a bike, that had to take the one in front of the police station, even though he knew it was a risk.

The cop buys the story, releases the perp, and lets him off with a warning.
Then he gives him the bike, tazes him, and sends him on his way.
-- 
Dr H


"So, I became an anarchist, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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#27
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
(January 9, 2019 at 5:09 pm)Dr H Wrote: We don't see the rest of the story.

The guy explains to the cop that it's an emergency, and he so desperately needs a bike, that had to take the one in front of the police station, even though he knew it was a risk.

The cop buys the story, releases the perp, and lets him off with a warning.
Then he gives him the bike, tazes him, and sends him on his way.

So, if he is in need of help, he should have gone in and talked to the police instead of trying to steal the bike. If what you say is true, he is lucky, but technically he should have been charged.
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#28
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
(January 9, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 9, 2019 at 5:09 pm)Dr H Wrote: We don't see the rest of the story.

The guy explains to the cop that it's an emergency, and he so desperately needs a bike, that had to take the one in front of the police station, even though he knew it was a risk.

The cop buys the story, releases the perp, and lets him off with a warning.
Then he gives him the bike, tazes him, and sends him on his way.

So, if he is in need of help, he should have gone in and talked to the police instead of trying to steal the bike. If what you say is true, he is lucky, but technically he should have been charged.

Hehe
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#29
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
(January 10, 2019 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 9, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So, if he is in need of help, he should have gone in and talked to the police instead of trying to steal the bike. If what you say is true, he is lucky, but technically he should have been charged.

Hehe

You got me.  Consoling Great Razz
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#30
RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
(January 10, 2019 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 9, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So, if he is in need of help, he should have gone in and talked to the police instead of trying to steal the bike. If what you say is true, he is lucky, but technically he should have been charged.

Hehe

He was.  Negatively.   Big Grin
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"So, I became an anarchist, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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